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| 29 Sep 2011 10:03 PM |
| I ugh almost got hit by a. Car on my bike... |
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| 29 Sep 2011 10:04 PM |
| nearly drowned. and nobody knew. |
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DuskChain
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| 29 Sep 2011 10:05 PM |
| My heart beat started slowing down before I was born. Do you think that has anything to do with me being extremely lazy? |
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SoySaucer
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1degree
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| 29 Sep 2011 10:05 PM |
| Yeah. I was three and fell in a lake and could't breathe for like a minute until my mom came and picked me up. Life is good, life is good. |
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vienna456
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| 29 Sep 2011 10:05 PM |
| smashed into a tree when snowboarding and was outcold for a couple of mins |
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| 29 Sep 2011 10:06 PM |
i choked on my own saliva and oxygen i almost go hit by a bus while walking to the bus stop when im soon going to ride a car to school with my friends from laughter watching michael's traumatic birth |
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Regi8401
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| 29 Sep 2011 10:06 PM |
"I ugh almost got hit by a. Car on my bike..."
Seriously, learn to punctuate.
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| 29 Sep 2011 10:06 PM |
-Almost drowned -Almost chocked -Almost got hit by a car... 3 times. |
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timelapz
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| 29 Sep 2011 10:07 PM |
from laughter watching michael's traumatic birth
Are you making fun of me? -_- |
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1degree
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| 29 Sep 2011 10:07 PM |
| Oh also, in the Turkey bowl I once flipped on my head and thought I was gunna die. Don't ask, I think the greesed their pants. |
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| 29 Sep 2011 10:07 PM |
| I almost died BEFORE I was born. I was ready to be born weeks before my due date and I could have died. |
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AX360
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| 29 Sep 2011 10:08 PM |
Nearly drowned...
by my relatives |
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| 29 Sep 2011 10:08 PM |
| Also, once I choked on some food. |
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| 29 Sep 2011 10:08 PM |
@time
no. look it up on yt.
i have a weird sense of humor because it doesnt seem funny to anyone else |
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| 29 Sep 2011 10:08 PM |
Yeah. My ex-gf didn't know how to swim so I took her in the pool and tried to teach her. But she couldn't so she panicked and took my shirt and pulled me under so suddenly I didn't get a chance to hold my breath. Which why I found Tiffany <3 :p That isn't usually me :o
-Insolitus Futurum. |
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| 29 Sep 2011 10:12 PM |
| Ok lol? But I love nearly death stories it's kinda like I survived |
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| 29 Sep 2011 10:13 PM |
| Nearly chocked on tater tots...thank god for little brothers.He punched my in the gut and saved me. |
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Hello777
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| 29 Sep 2011 10:13 PM |
nearly drowned by being tied to a god dang boat which flipped over, and ever since then my family realized what a stupid idea it was to tie someone to a boat like its a car. |
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| 29 Sep 2011 10:15 PM |
I was setting up a bomb wrong.
D:
i almost blew myself up dammit |
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| 29 Sep 2011 10:15 PM |
-Almost drowned -Almost poisoned -Almost suffocated -Almost got impaled -Almost got electrocuted -Almost almost choked -Almost got ran over
I taunt the grim reaper. |
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