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Re: I got some jokes to make us all lol

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timelapz is not online. timelapz
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29 Sep 2011 10:06 PM
Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.

Q. How can you tell if a man is happy?
A. Who cares?

. How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
A. Put the remote control between his toes.

Why don't women need driver's licenses?
There's no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.

How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't, there's a clock on the oven.

A woman is in a terrible accident, and she needs to recieve a brain transplant. The doctor tells her, "Well, a man's brain costs $900,000 dollars and a woman's costs $100,000." She is extremely offended and asks why. The doctor smiles and says, "That's not seekesm, it's standard pricing procedure. We have to mark the women's brains down because they've been used."






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HeyOT is not online. HeyOT
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29 Sep 2011 10:06 PM
I lol'd at the third one.
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Brixxter is not online. Brixxter
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29 Sep 2011 10:07 PM
"How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
A. Put the remote control between his toes."

or you can be really fat like me and do like 50 a day
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29 Sep 2011 10:07 PM
punchline jokes don't make me laugh
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29 Sep 2011 10:08 PM
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timelapz is not online. timelapz
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29 Sep 2011 10:09 PM
Yes they were I made sure it was on purpose.
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