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ZMC3
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| 27 Sep 2011 09:43 PM |
Problem:What is 2+2. Answer:A number. |
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Lumactod
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| 27 Sep 2011 09:45 PM |
| 1+1= window DEEEERRPPP!!!! |
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qwazola
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| Joined: 23 Oct 2008 |
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| 27 Sep 2011 09:47 PM |
| It's funny because these are answers that can be counted as correct, but dem picky maf teachers. |
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Rampardos
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| 27 Sep 2011 09:49 PM |
Funniest way to fail math test: Me: THIS TEST FRIGGEN SUCKS! *crumples up and throws at teacher*
Tested, 100% works, not responsible for weeks detention and parents yelling. |
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| 27 Sep 2011 09:50 PM |
go to funnyexam.
Best. Answers. EVAR.
~ | If I get this wrong, I hope this drawing of a giraffe convinces you otherwise,
HAII! | ~ |
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| 27 Sep 2011 09:52 PM |
| Just answer the whole thing with muffin |
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qwazola
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| 27 Sep 2011 09:53 PM |
Me: "THIS IS TOO HARD!" *Crumples up test, rubs it on my butt, and throws at the teacher*
Teacher: You passed the test. You stood up to me.
Me: :D |
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Rampardos
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| 27 Sep 2011 09:54 PM |
DANGIT QWAZOLA, HOW DID YOU DO THAT Maybe I wasn't rubbing it on my butt.. |
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kneehowma
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| Joined: 22 Jun 2009 |
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| 27 Sep 2011 09:54 PM |
Q: If a person runs non-stop 2 miles around the block, they might need how many water bottles?
A: it depends if he's thirsty |
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| 27 Sep 2011 09:55 PM |
lol.. One kid on a vocab. test just answered 'butter' the whole time then on the last one answered 'I can't believe its not butter'
he got suspended :3 ~Good boy; have a biscuit!~
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qwazola
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| 27 Sep 2011 09:57 PM |
The sum of two peoples ages are 200. The difference of those two peoples ages is 10. What are the two ages?
Answer: DANG THOSE PEOPLE ARE OLD! |
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| 27 Sep 2011 09:58 PM |
Rofl. On a physics test.
"Using a barometer, how can you tell the height of a building?" "Throw the barometer down from the top and measure how long it takes to hit the ground." |
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| 27 Sep 2011 09:59 PM |
I thinking faiiling tests has been apart of me since the beginning.
So I wouldn't know.
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OT: Someone spelt his name wrong on a quiz. idk, just wanted to point that out. |
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| 27 Sep 2011 09:59 PM |
5 Cookies + 9 Cookies = How Many Cookies?
Kindergartener: Can I just have the dang cookies already?! |
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| 27 Sep 2011 10:00 PM |
Or. "Measure the height of the barometer and then go up the side of the building uisng the baromater to measure it." |
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| 27 Sep 2011 10:00 PM |
I always have trouble with the first question of any paper.
Name:
IT DOESN'T EVEN GIVE AN EXAMPLE! |
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qwazola
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