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| 25 Sep 2011 02:04 PM |
Just because I am bored: ---
Once upon a time, Telamon was - as usual, going to KFC to buy his favorite.. Fried Chicken. The daily KFC stand he always goes to was closed. So he had to take a new way to go to another KFC stand.
After about 17 minutes of turning and driving, he found another KFC stand, after parking the car, stepping out of the car, and going into the shop:
T (Telamon) = Hello! S (Salesman) = Hello.
T: Well, I guess you people are the only KFC stand open today. S: Yep, and we were waiting for a customer all day T: Well, its your lucky day! S: How come? T: Because.. I will be your first customer!
S: *grins an evil grin*
S: So, what will it be, sir? T: One delux fried chicken bucket, please.
S: THATS NOT MY JOB.
T: Err, excuse me.. Aren't you the salesman? S: Sure. T: Then give me my order! S:THATS NOT MY JOB.
T: Then whos job is it?! S: Mine! T: THEN GIVE ME MY FRIED CHICKEN!! S:THATS NOT MY JOB.
T: WELL IM GOING TO TELL THE MANAGER, Where is he?!
S: *wears the managers hat* : Yes, sir? T: I said I wanted some fried chicken, now your salesman wouldn't give me! S: Alright sir, I will inform him your warnings. T: Now, can you give me my fried chicken?
S:THATS NOT MY JOB.
T: THEN WHOS FREAKING JOB IS IT??!
S: The salesman's job, sir. T: WELL BRING HIM TO THE TABLE.
S: *wears the salesman cap*: Yes, sir?
T: Listen boy, I am tired.. and I guess your manager warned you.. So I want what I ordered now, please..
S:THATS NOT MY JOB.
T: WHAT ARE YOU MEANING BY THAT?
S I MEAN: THATS NOT MY JOB.
T: THEN WHOS FREAKING JOB IS IT??! S: MINE. T: THEN WHY WONT YOU GIVE ME MY FRIED CHICKEN??!
S: I DUNNO.
T: WHAT?! I WANT MY ORDER!
S:THATS NOT MY JOB.
T: DAMN IT, I WANT TO SUE YOU PEOPLE, I WANT TO SEE THE JUDGE!
S: *wears judge hat*: Hello sir.
T: I WANT TO SUE THIS PLACE! S: For what sir? T: FOR THEM NOT SERVING ME MY ORDER! S: I am sorry sir.. T: For what? S: Well, you see.. THATS NOT MY JOB. T: THEN WHAT DO YOU WORK?! S: I work as a judge.
T: WELL AS LONG AS YOU WORK AS A JUDGE, WHO NOT BE A JUDGE?!
S: I DUNNO
T: WELL I WANT TO SEE A COP!
S: *wears cop hat*: Yes, sir?
T: SHOOT THIS MAN S: Who sir? T: YOU S: I CAN'T T: WHY THE HECK NOT?! S: THATS NOT MY JOB.
T: THEN WHAT DO YOU WORK??!
S: *puts on salesman and manager and judge and policemans hat* I am a salepolicejudgingagermanman.
T: *facepalms*
S: Can I help you sir?
T: I JUST.. WANT.. THE FRIED CHICKEN.
S:THATS NOT MY JOB.
T: WHOSE FREAKING JOB IS IT?!
S: *removes all hats but the salesman hat*: Mine!
T: WEll.. Will I have my fried chicken.
S: NO!
T: WHY THE HECK NOT??!1!
S:THATS NOT MY JOB.
T: THEN WHAT DO YOU WORK??!
S: I DUNNO!
T: GRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!! *ragequits*
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After a while, and after Telamon ragequitted, the real manager came in to ask about the selling.
M (Manager): So, how is the selling, maboi?
S: It was so slow, everybody who came today didn't buy a single thing sir. It was a very slow day..
M: Well, its been like this since I first hired you 3 days ago.. I hope you're not the reason..
S: Oh no sir, I try my best to do my JOB.
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wowzee
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| 25 Sep 2011 02:07 PM |
| i was gonna read, but didnt |
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roddaa
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| 25 Sep 2011 02:07 PM |
Gimme friend chicken
FRIEND
FRIEND
FRIEND
FRIEND
FRIEND
FRIEND
GIVE IT. FRIEND. BEFORE I BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT. MP40 :'( |
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apollo555
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| 25 Sep 2011 02:20 PM |
| i was bored at before the halfway, kiddo. |
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