Peppsi101
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| 23 Sep 2011 10:04 PM |
- Make cats leagle citizens.
This alone would solve all the US problems, making the US the most intelligent and efficient nation.
Within weeks the rest of the world leaders follow and wold peace is established thanks to the sophistication of cats. |
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| 23 Sep 2011 10:10 PM |
Dogs>Cats
Loyalty>Scabbiness |
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| 23 Sep 2011 10:11 PM |
Spellcheck is retarded, I clicked Snobbishness.
It pulls BS like this all the time. |
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zct32
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| 23 Sep 2011 10:13 PM |
Dogs>Cats
Loyalty>Scabbiness ______________________
Cats= Normal People
Dogs=Fat tea party member who rides around in a rascal scooter screaming things all the time. |
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| 23 Sep 2011 10:15 PM |
Cats = Hipster "artists" who weigh less than 115 and put captions under pictures of their cats.
Dogs = Everyone else in the world. |
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zct32
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| 23 Sep 2011 10:17 PM |
Cats = Hipster "artists" who weigh less than 115 and put captions under pictures of their cats.
Dogs = Everyone else in the world. ________________________________
To be honest, I prefer cats and bigger, older dogs. I hate those glorified rats that seem to be all the rage now.
I want a quiet animal. |
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| 23 Sep 2011 10:18 PM |
I like Bigger dogs, but not so old, I mean, I want to raise the dog from beginning to end, if possible.
I hate small dogs like Chihuahuas. Hipsters own them too, and I think Chihuahuas are just sub-cats. |
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| 23 Sep 2011 10:19 PM |
| Let me rephrase, I do not HATE them, I just dislike small dogs always tryin' a act big and front dem big dawgs. |
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zct32
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| 23 Sep 2011 10:19 PM |
I like Bigger dogs, but not so old, I mean, I want to raise the dog from beginning to end, if possible.
I hate small dogs like Chihuahuas. Hipsters own them too, and I think Chihuahuas are just sub-cats. __________________________
I just like Stoic animals. My friend had a German Shepard. So bad ass.
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| 23 Sep 2011 10:21 PM |
| My grandfather had one, they are awesome. |
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Person299
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| 23 Sep 2011 10:23 PM |
I luv me a good intelligent dog that'll tear the crap outta someone if they give you a funny look or sumthin'.
~IT'S FREEEEEEE!!!! |
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zct32
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| 23 Sep 2011 10:24 PM |
My grandfather had one, they are awesome. _________________________________
Also, I've always wondered why Big dogs think they are small, and small dogs think they are huge.
Ironic. |
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Twigs180
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| 23 Sep 2011 10:24 PM |
My neighbor has a Great Dane that is taller than me...And he also enjoys a good hop over our fence when I am in the back doing yard work.
>Allmyragewhenhejustputshispawsonmyshouldersandsaysyoulookinlikeachinamandownthar |
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| 23 Sep 2011 10:25 PM |
I have realized that too.
I think it has to do with bigger dogs being more laid back and not always trying to be all intimidating, while smaller dogs have to be all aggressive to make up for small parts.
The compensation law applies for dogs too. |
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zct32
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| 23 Sep 2011 10:28 PM |
>Allmyragewhenhejustputshispawsonmyshouldersandsaysyoulookinlikeachinamandownthar _____________________________
It took me 2 minutes to decipher that.
The compensation law applies for dogs too. _____________________________
If I were the size of someones package, and we were both the same species, I'd be uber pissed too. |
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Twigs180
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| 23 Sep 2011 10:28 PM |
I have a 150 pound golden retriever that is gentile as flootershy, but when someone enters his territory he does not know, run for the hills.
PS: He thinks he is a lapdog. PPS: I am 100% sure he flattened my thigh arteries after the first 4 attempts |
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cowkiller
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| 23 Sep 2011 10:29 PM |
| lil doggies being teared up by the neighborhood raccoon gang :P 10 doggies went, 0 came back :P. |
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Peppsi101
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| 23 Sep 2011 10:30 PM |
| Twigs has the funniest dog stories. |
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zct32
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| 23 Sep 2011 10:30 PM |
I have a 150 pound golden retriever that is gentile as flootershy, but when someone enters his territory he does not know, run for the hills.
PS: He thinks he is a lapdog. PPS: I am 100% sure he flattened my thigh arteries after the first 4 attempts ____________________________
>FLOOTERSHY >mfw she's going to be mean now >mfw I have no face :D SO MUCH WANT
I hate when you can see the tackle coming, and your powerless to stop it. |
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Person299
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| 23 Sep 2011 10:32 PM |
I have a Belgian Shepherd, she was bred to be a show dog but she's about an inch or two too tall to qualify so the kennel sold her to us. We're planning on breeding her, as her puppies would be worth a crapload o' monehz.
~IT'S FREEEEEEE!!!! |
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Twigs180
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| 23 Sep 2011 10:34 PM |
I got a German and Belgian Shepard Mix.
Oyus. He was cute. |
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zct32
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| 23 Sep 2011 10:34 PM |
I have a Belgian Shepherd, she was bred to be a show dog but she's about an inch or two too tall to qualify so the kennel sold her to us. We're planning on breeding her, as her puppies would be worth a crapload o' monehz. _________________________
>mfw In history class we learned people did the same with their daughters
Those were crazy days. |
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| 23 Sep 2011 10:35 PM |
| I remember in those days, you could by a quarter for a nickel. |
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werton34
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| 24 Sep 2011 07:17 AM |
| I have a Staffordshire Bull Terrier! |
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