Twigs180
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| 21 Sep 2011 07:33 PM |
First act, cut all foreign subsidies for the UN, EU, and other external funds and use the saved money to rebuild the military secretly.
I would then begin to legalize non-synthetic dr0gs, and tax them to help fund the military.
Next I would cut all state funds for anything that crosses the secular barrier, and syphone that to a process of lax gun control much like in America.
I would then begin building more green wind turbines and water turbines.
Next I would legalize grAy marriage across Germany.
After about a good 2 years, I would unveil my new military, demanding that Ostprussen be returned to be from the Polish monkeys.
Poland would refuse, and me, threatening to disband the EU would drag smaller EU dependent nations to war with me.
With two weeks Poland is conquered, I join BRIC, and we attack the West, then I turn on Russia once they have been destroyed by America. |
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Irkutsk
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| 21 Sep 2011 08:15 PM |
| I thought we learned about WWII and other history in school so we don't make the same mistakes again. Apparently, you want to repeat it... |
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Person299
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| 21 Sep 2011 08:24 PM |
No offense, but the Germans are gonna be too stoned to stand up to the UN.
~IT'S FREEEEEEE!!!! |
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Twigs180
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| 21 Sep 2011 08:27 PM |
If anything thats more of an incintive to fight.
I will grow more MJ fields in Russia. |
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TheAztec
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| 21 Sep 2011 08:43 PM |
Faschismus.
Das ist sehr langweilig. |
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MajorTyco
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| 21 Sep 2011 09:06 PM |
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG Wait.. YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT Actually... Meh,
Good luck with that. 'Cept you know all of us here would contact each other and form a worldwide resistance / PMC to assassinate you.
--"Authority does not know the answer until it is questioned." |
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logmanjr
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| 21 Sep 2011 09:11 PM |
| Can I be your Austrian Neighbor that does whatever so we can share in the glory? |
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| 22 Sep 2011 07:00 AM |
lollikeaErnst Röhm
This is BS, you could go this all faster if you used the EU as a tool to Centralize europe around germany, and then simply invade russia. |
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Sil1223
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Atken
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werton34
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| 22 Sep 2011 11:32 AM |
| He can't cross the channel, the RAF and the Royal Navy are far superior to Germany's Navy and Air Force. |
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History0
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| 22 Sep 2011 03:32 PM |
This is as close as Germany will ever to get to invade France. 1S_Y_QH8bAw
TROLOLOL |
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Warrab
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| 22 Sep 2011 03:35 PM |
| Didn't take them long to... subdue that man. |
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Twigs180
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| 22 Sep 2011 07:26 PM |
He can't cross the channel, the RAF and the Royal Navy are far superior to Germany's Navy and Air Force. - >Implying I would not conduct a mass military build up >Implying the RAF doesn't have the worlds worst friendly fire rate and the worlds worst civilian killing rate |
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| 22 Sep 2011 08:41 PM |
>Implying you won't be embargoed into the ground >Imply it would be a secret build up, as you would have re write the constitution of Germany to allow for a bigger army, which everyone would notice. |
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Twigs180
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| 22 Sep 2011 08:56 PM |
Embargoing me would kill the worlds militaries.
True facts.
EADS would sink faster than your Arrow program.
And a secret build up can be done. Germany has bypassed its constitution via the supreme court on military matters. |
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logmanjr
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| 23 Sep 2011 09:20 PM |
| I hope anchluss isn't in your agenda...My dream is to build a expanded Austrian Empire. |
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| 23 Sep 2011 09:24 PM |
Hahahaha!
Russia + US +China (China-US automatic economic defense!) + UK + Rest of NATO.
Germany loses. AGAIN. |
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Twigs180
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| 23 Sep 2011 10:01 PM |
How?
NATO would be powerless to do anything over my attack on Poland, knowing full well an attack on Germany who is considered the premier A. Weapons making nation of the world (NATO attacking Germany, good luck repairing all your tanks, your sensors, etc) B. Russia would not want to lose such an important energy partner (Reverse Saudi in Gulf War 1) C. Argentina, Brazil, Chile, and Peru would also mobolize in favor of Germany D. China could drop America as a trade partner and ship exclusively to Germany, which we are seeing now.
Basically, no one would do anything, as I took Poland, allowing me and BRIC to destroy America, Britain, France, etc. and since we all know China and Russia will take the brunt of most of the fighting, Germany's tanks will roll into Moscow and Paris within say 2 weeks, ending the war with German's dominace of mainland Europe, and the return of Ostprussen. |
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| 23 Sep 2011 10:04 PM |
Yeah, you guys make your crappy HK's, we already have enough US factories making those than you can count.
We have our own means of repair, and yes, we have our own companies too, that are loyal to the US.
Russia would attack Germany because you are attacking Russia, being de facto US side, Argentina, etc are useless in the theater and have no power, and China and Germany are too far for easy trading. Who wants to drive from China to Germany?
You cant SHIP BY A BOAT to Germany, and plane would be the only way, being very unreliable, and planes can only carry so much compared to a boat, where as the US is much more convenient and is by ship. |
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Twigs180
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| 23 Sep 2011 10:19 PM |
Yeah, you guys make your crappy HK's, we already have enough US factories making those than you can count. - Ya know, the more HK's you make, the more you still are legally in wartime to pay to Germany. Resulting in more money.
We have our own means of repair, and yes, we have our own companies too, that are loyal to the US. - Like.... http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,773626,00.html HERPDERP!
Russia would attack Germany because you are attacking Russia - Not till the end of the war and it will be too fast for reaction from both sides to lay down their arms Argentina, etc are useless in the theater and have no power - Um...What? Brazil alone is considered a major military power.
and China and Germany are too far for easy trading. Who wants to drive from China to Germany?
You cant SHIP BY A BOAT to Germany, and plane would be the only way, being very unreliable, and planes can only carry so much compared to a boat, where as the US is much more convenient and is by ship. - http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,788109,00.html
That. Where is China to go? Oh, I know, to people who want its product. |
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