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| 18 Sep 2011 06:23 PM |
But only because she doesn't have a bf.
FOREVER ALONE QQ. |
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| 18 Sep 2011 06:23 PM |
>women
women usualy mean 18+
what |
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zog1234
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| 18 Sep 2011 06:24 PM |
I didnt know "Women" went to school, I thought girls did, hmmph?
-Buildermingo, Ancient of Light- Ot'er of '09 The Builder Who Mingo's -Keeper of The Legendary Staff of OT- |
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| 18 Sep 2011 06:24 PM |
WELL YES GENERALLY YOU ASK SOMEONE TO BE YOUR BF WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE ONE |
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| 18 Sep 2011 06:25 PM |
Heh, why did I type Women?
Also @ Dalz I am ugly and nobody likes me QQ. |
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| 18 Sep 2011 06:27 PM |
| someone asked you out and you rejected them you emo retard |
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jorge06
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| 18 Sep 2011 06:27 PM |
| lol 50 bucks op is in middle school |
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| 18 Sep 2011 06:28 PM |
@Daz
Except she's hideous too.
And dates make school worse from what I hear from my "friends". |
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| 18 Sep 2011 06:29 PM |
| then why are you complaining about forever alone |
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| 18 Sep 2011 06:29 PM |
| People in OT seem to enjoy these threads. |
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| 18 Sep 2011 06:30 PM |
@Goo
yes, forever alone ftw. |
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jorge06
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| 18 Sep 2011 06:31 PM |
| how the hell are you forever alone if some one asked you out |
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| 18 Sep 2011 06:34 PM |
It was a bleak Tuesday at the Corporation. Sales were falling, users weren't satisfied, and the owners were trying to come up with ways to save the company. That morning, John sat down to take a dump. He was constipated, but instead of the usual laxative, he decided to try something new. He picked up the toilet plunger and started pushing it up his butt hole! It hurt at first, but then it started to feel better, and his poop came out and fell onto the floor. He excitedly called to his colleague David, who was also constipated. David got John to plunge his butt for him. His poop came out too, so the two mixed their poop together and microwaved it. For lunch, they enjoyed a delicious dinner of each other's poop. Soon, the whole office was involved. The employees put some of the interns to work as butt-plungers, and poop was shared on brightly-colored plastic platters around the whole office. The following night they threw a Poop Party, with plungers and poop for everyone. Everyone had butt pains afterwards, but a great taste in their mouth. From then on, only poop was eaten in the Corporation, due to its low price and great taste. It didn't take long for them to realize that this fecal phenomenom could do wonders for their company, a virtual social world-building game. John created a new Poop Tool, which allowed users to produce brown spheres out of their butts. When eaten by someone else, the low-resolution poop would restore some of the player's health. The users enjoyed this addition and begged for more. Many changes were added in the coming days, including poop-shaped hats, a game called Poop Fights on the Heights, and a new brown theme for the website that cost $20 per month. The users, mostly spoiled children, were still not happy. Being able to play with poop in their favorite computer game appealed to their young minds, but they wanted something more. So, the developers thought for a while, then came up with another idea. The Poop Group, as it was called, gave players a plunger they could carry around to hit others with, as well as some special decorations for their profile. At first, the Poop Group members were looked up to as the most valued members of the community. As time went by, wars broke out between the paid and nonpaid users. Fast-forward a few years later. Since the Corporation had discharged most of its moderators a few months earlier for no apparent reason, the forums and ingame chat were filled with conflict, profanity, and immaturity, and some of it stayed on the site for hours (searching for "telamon shaft member" without quotes on the forums at the time showed the huge extent of the terrible moderation). Parents were making angry phone calls, demanding that the company fix the alt+0173 exploit and hire additional moderators. But cash was short, and the administrators wanted to come up with a cheap, fun idea that would convince more people to play the game. On one hot summer day, they held the first ever Poop Drop. Large pieces of poop would randomly fall from the sky during a game, and players were supposed to catch the feces by catching it in a Poop Group-exclusive plunger. Everything seemed good at first: player count skyrocketed, and the forums were filled with excitement. Unfortunately, a small technical glitch forced them to terminate the Poop Drop early. Rather than going outside, spoiled forumers proceeded to flood the forum with hundreds of threads flaming the administrators for what they had done. From that day on, the community went permanently downhill. For Christmas that year, the second Poop Drop was held. Having forgotten all about the last disappointment, the players were all too ready to enjoy some fecal fun. This time, people not in the Poop Group could participate by eating the poop, although their digestive systems could only hold 3 logs at a time. It was all going well, then things went terribly wrong. There was so much flying poop that it could take up to 5 minutes to join a game. At the company headquarters, some of the servers actually overheated and had to be taken out for repairs. The final nail in the coffin was an invasion by a large community called Channel4. People from that site filled the forums with useless, inappropriate threads, and crashed the remaining servers one by one. According to an intern, David and John were last seen throwing poop all around the office and smashing things with plungers, while the other staff members were having a great time plunging each other's butts and eating poop, just like the old days. They left with plungers in their hands, the office went dark, and the website went offline, never to bee seen again. .
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aeusgysgh
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| 18 Sep 2011 06:34 PM |
lol 50 bucks op is in middle school
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