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| 18 Sep 2011 06:21 AM |
Gandalf YOU SHALL NOT PASS! I rap fast, like Shadowfax! Tom Riddle me this, beesh, how's your little wand gonna beat my staff? I leave mic's in FLAMES! Torched by Gandalf! Touch mine, Dumbledore, and scorch your other hand off! You fool! You got Snaped, you're not a real fighter! Death makes you die, it just makes my brights brighter! Your ayesh is like Gringotts, everyone makes a deposit! We all know you've more than a boggart in your closet!
Dumbledore The prophecy forgot to mention this day, when I knocked your ayesh back to Gandalf the Grey! Check your status, they call me headmaster, you're nothing! Nice staff, you compensating for something? I prefer the company of wizards, and I'm proud of it! You try to win your battles with two fat hobbits! You think your hairy toed friends are gonna harm me? Wait'll they get a taste of Dumbledore's Army.
Gandalf Do not take me for some conjuror of cheap tricks! I don't give a Fawkes about your Order of Phoenix! I'll tie a new knot in your beard, with your wrinkly reproductive organs! For I am the one rapper, to rule them ALL!
Dumbledore Your spells are a joke, not funny ones either! Mines of Moria? Hah, more like minds of Mencia! I'll expecto my patronum on your face, you little snitch! And when I'm finished, I will fly like it's quidditch!
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| 18 Sep 2011 06:23 AM |
| Good luck with that, friend ;) There is no copyright on these lyrics. |
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bloxgirls
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| 18 Sep 2011 06:53 AM |
Gandalf the grey or white? But i choose Gandalf cus he beat the crap out of that weird dark devil thing.
-I'm not a troll im just brutally honest- |
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| 18 Sep 2011 06:55 AM |
| Fuuuu, I'll have to Copy+Paste with a different title :P |
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| 18 Sep 2011 07:06 AM |
| Haaaaaax, there is only a cluster of 2 or 3 comments, then nobody posts >:( I cba to bump, I want to know who (in your opinion/s) won. |
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| 18 Sep 2011 07:08 AM |
| Dr. Suess vs. William Shakespear is better. |
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| 18 Sep 2011 11:03 AM |
| @AngelsCanDoEvil: Beethoven vs Justina Beaver FTW <3 Beethoven has more clock than Smith & Wesson. |
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| 18 Sep 2011 11:31 AM |
| I would slap you but in Germany we don't hurt little girls |
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czec
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| 19 Sep 2011 11:21 AM |
| Guess what? BITE MY THUMB! My rhymes are classic. Yours were drafted by a kindergartner high on acid! |
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Tredeh
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| 19 Sep 2011 11:29 AM |
| Once a dime was found by a mime, it tasted like lime, this is a rhyme, yes, a crime. |
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| 20 Sep 2011 02:45 PM |
| There are ten million milllion million million million milllion million million particles in the universe that we can observe, yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd. |
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| 20 Sep 2011 03:12 PM |
| You tryin to bring the heat with the mushroom clouds your makin. |
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| 26 Sep 2011 03:14 PM |
| NONE OF YOU SHA,LL PASSS BECAUSE I AM RUSSIAN! NO ARGUMENTS! |
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