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| 17 Sep 2011 06:15 PM |
| Musr supply a joke and a valid link. |
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ZxroxasxZ
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| 17 Sep 2011 06:15 PM |
yogurt http://www.roblox.com/unnamed-item?id=61860002 "You could be my unintended choice to live my life extended" |
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iVeyron
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| 17 Sep 2011 06:16 PM |
Mom's playing black ops and I'm getting tired of hearing I GOT ONE! after she gets killed and watches the killcam every 5 seconds.
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| 17 Sep 2011 06:16 PM |
Mom's playing black ops and I'm getting tired of hearing I GOT ONE! after she gets killed and watches the killcam every 5 seconds
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| 17 Sep 2011 06:16 PM |
UMGGGG iveyron took my joke
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DarkGenex
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| 17 Sep 2011 06:17 PM |
HOW TO KEEP A NOOB BUSY FOR 6 HOURS :
http://www.roblox.com/Wesker-item?id=46809930
Scroll Down.
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| 17 Sep 2011 06:17 PM |
*Yawm* Iveyron is winning.
~Let's steal innerfate's |
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Aveli
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| 17 Sep 2011 06:17 PM |
What kind of murderer has moral fiber?
A cereal killer.
http://www.roblox.com/Donation-for-my-two-favorite-hats-item?id=61992459 |
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iVeyron
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| 17 Sep 2011 06:18 PM |
@kevin
Funny thing is I am actually the original creator of the joke. You know the iPhone app clean jokebox? It is the most liked joke ever there and I made it up
noobs copying me
http://www.roblox.com/VIP-for-are-you-an-assassin-obby-item?id=57856837
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armor97
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| 17 Sep 2011 06:18 PM |
Why did the spy cross the road.
He didn't. He never really was on your side. |
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Aveli
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| 17 Sep 2011 06:18 PM |
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
http://www.roblox.com/Donation-for-my-two-favorite-hats-item?id=61992459 |
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DarkGenex
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| 17 Sep 2011 06:18 PM |
http://www.roblox.com/Wesker-item?id=46809930
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies, "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?" |
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popoptop
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| 17 Sep 2011 06:18 PM |
| i have no talent so i have nothing funny to say.. |
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| 17 Sep 2011 06:18 PM |
Yo momma so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit. http://www.roblox.com/Donation-item?id=57813897 |
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| 17 Sep 2011 06:19 PM |
yo mama's so fat she's a call of duty map
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| 17 Sep 2011 06:20 PM |
Yo mama's so fat dat
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| 17 Sep 2011 06:20 PM |
http://www.roblox.com/lol-obama-item?id=31376372 He he he he. |
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Aveli
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| 17 Sep 2011 06:20 PM |
A man is walking to McDonalds, when he sees a friend drive by in a car. The friend honks his horn and the man waves back. Then, the car turns around and honks at the man again. The man waves once again. Then the car come around yet again and honks. This time the man decides to ignore the person. So, as he continues to walk to McDonalds, he sees another friend driving by. The driver honks, and the man waves back. Then the car turns around. "No, not again," the man says. But sure enough, the driver honked at him. The man just ignored him. Then yet another car repeats the same things, making the man become rather curious. It seemed as if they were trying to tell him something. But what? Finally he arrives at McDonalds. He orders his food and sits at a table by himself. Then, the three friends who were driving in the cars arrive in McDonalds. They order their food, then sit with him. They talk politely, leaving out the entire incident with the cars. Finally, the man cannot stand it any longer. He asks them why they kept turning the cars around, and can you guess what they said? Umm... I forgot. But it was a real hoot, let me tell ya! I couldn't stop laughing!! Sorry!
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armor97
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| 17 Sep 2011 06:21 PM |
Why did the spy cross the road?
He didn't. He never really was on your side.
http://www.roblox.com/armors-angry-stomach-item?id=28109149 |
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| 17 Sep 2011 06:22 PM |
| My dads getting a blowy while doing a nanny. |
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Aveli
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| 17 Sep 2011 06:22 PM |
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson goes on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. ‘Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see. I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes,” replies Watson.“And what do you educe from that?”Watson ponders for a minute.“Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. “Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?”
Holmes is silent for a moment. ‘Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”
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