Flash911
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| 14 Sep 2011 03:11 PM |
GRAMMAR BILL OF 2011
112th Congress
1st Session
Senate Bill # ___809_________
A Bill For An Act Entitled: Grammar Bill of 2011
In the Senate
9/20/2011
Senator Flash911 introduced the following resolution which was referred to the United States Security Council.
Senate Proposal
Resolved by the U.S. Senate of the United States of America, that the following article is proposed as federal law under the jurisdiction of the United States of America, enforceable by Executive action.
"Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled, that: all United States Military members are required to use proper English and grammar when on duty.
Section 1: N/A
Section 2: All USM members on active and current duty shall be required to speak proper English and grammar as defined by the Merriam Webster dictionary.
Section 3: Locations include (but are not limited to): All United States Military bases, all US cities, and all bases in foreign countries.
Section 4: The USM will fund the bill. A budget of 30000 R$ will be taken in effect to hire part-time professors to teach classes to USM soldiers.
Section 5: All who disobey this bill shall be subject to a mandatory English class.
Section 6: The bill will go in effect 10/6/11 (Projected)
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NyanPony
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| 15 Sep 2011 02:36 PM |
| hehehe... stupid republicans. |
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Estome
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| 15 Sep 2011 02:37 PM |
du support.
<{[(Jcmand's Alt)]}> |
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Flash911
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| 15 Sep 2011 02:47 PM |
| It's not like we support all classes, and the private sector, trying to privatize social security and lower taxes. Shall I go on Nyan? |
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| 15 Sep 2011 05:34 PM |
| I just hate conservatives and tea partyers. I'm a democrat, but I am not a total republican hater. |
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| 15 Sep 2011 05:35 PM |
Dictatorship FTW.
~Deum/Emperor Sarum Of The Amarr Empire |
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dracotank
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| 15 Sep 2011 06:55 PM |
| I'm sick and tired of people using wrong grammer, I hope this bill becomes law. |
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| 15 Sep 2011 07:04 PM |
| This is sorta pointless but ok then! |
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NyanPony
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| 15 Sep 2011 07:41 PM |
| Heh... Stupid Republicans. |
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| 15 Sep 2011 08:20 PM |
| I think the idea is great. |
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w33w03
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FELOOx363
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| 15 Sep 2011 08:24 PM |
| Heh... Stupid Republicans. |
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| 15 Sep 2011 08:27 PM |
LMAO
Hyprocrites for the win,
find the grammah fail kiddies!
"It's not like we support all classes, and the private sector, trying to privatize social security and lower taxes. Shall I go on Nyan?" |
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| 16 Sep 2011 02:48 PM |
| Dont go bagging on republicans and im not just saying this cause i am one but there are many republicans smarter than you and many even smarter than this president (Obama) who if he doesn't get his way he blames it on bush. here is a list of republicans who are waaay smarter than this president: Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity and many others so stop callin is stupid |
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SFH2
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| 16 Sep 2011 02:50 PM |
| >C&Gers talking about politics |
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NatFan9
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| 16 Sep 2011 02:50 PM |
"here is a list of republicans who are waaay smarter than this president: Sarah Palin"
I literally busted out laughing when you said that.
-- Natteh/NyanPony |
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Flash911
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| 16 Sep 2011 02:52 PM |
| IT would be highly appreciate if we could stop harping on an individual political party and look at the big idea demonstrated in this post. Thanks! I didn't mean for this to be a political debate forum post! |
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alkia
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| 16 Sep 2011 02:53 PM |
| I live in the UK, so like we don't care. o3o |
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NatFan9
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| 16 Sep 2011 02:53 PM |
@Flash Except it did.
-- Natteh |
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Flash911
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| 16 Sep 2011 02:54 PM |
@Nat, I noticed that quite well. This wouldn't be a political debate if it weren't for my primary, but it's staying. Oh look, I forgot my sig.
--Flash. It's what's for dinner.-- |
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NatFan9
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| 16 Sep 2011 02:55 PM |
I started the debate :3
-- Natteh |
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alkia
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NatFan9
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