Snowshoo
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| 13 Sep 2011 04:25 PM |
They're my parents.
>.>
No questions, I've said enough.
Mother will beat me soon, as she usually does, and daddy will go back to the war, where he keeps losing.
Daddy sometimes gives me cookies while I'm locked in the basement, but I usually have to resist starvation for a couple days until mommy feeds me the scraps from Thursday night dinner.
Sometimes, mommy and daddy make noise in the room above me, which is their bedroom. |
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stephen5
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St0rmx
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| 13 Sep 2011 04:29 PM |
win
morwin4me
and more win
zomg ha4x i'm posting under my siggy. |
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Chewbokka
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| 13 Sep 2011 04:29 PM |
Far from a fail,
But not quite a win. |
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Snowshoo
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| 13 Sep 2011 04:29 PM |
@St0rmx
O_O
Long-lost brother...
Weird.
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thok1599
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Chewbokka
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Snowshoo
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| 13 Sep 2011 04:31 PM |
Before mommy beats me, I must add something else.
Mommy sometimes comes downstairs and threatens me with a gun if I don't keep my screaming down.
Sometimes if I scream loud enough, the neighbors can hear me and come over to see what was going on, so mommy kills any witnesses.
That's why there's like 6 bodies in the freezer. |
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| 13 Sep 2011 04:31 PM |
| @Luna Don't deny it. This is why I left you, you abused St0rm. That's why I took him with me. |
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| 13 Sep 2011 04:31 PM |
| Snow is my son. He is a high school drop out that likes to bully little kids. Sometimes he makes noises with his non-girl friends. |
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Chewbokka
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| 13 Sep 2011 04:32 PM |
The Aunt of the daughter of the brother and the mother.
OH and twice removed. |
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| 13 Sep 2011 04:32 PM |
"That's why there's like 6 bodies in the freezer."
you weren't supposed to know that |
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Chewbokka
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Snowshoo
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| 13 Sep 2011 04:34 PM |
Mommy also sometimes straps me to a chair and hits me with a baseball bat until I pass-out.
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thok1599
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| 13 Sep 2011 04:35 PM |
Sometimes cousin thok comes over.
Aunt Luna makes the best cookies <3 |
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| 13 Sep 2011 04:35 PM |
yeah thok, i make awesome cupcakes too they're to DIE for |
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| 13 Sep 2011 04:35 PM |
| I thought you had learned to not abuse your children after I left you, Luna. I guess I was wrong.. |
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Snowshoo
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| 13 Sep 2011 04:36 PM |
I think it would be best if someone contacts the authorities before mommy shoots me.
She already knows I've said too much, now she's going to kill me.
PLEASE HELP NAO!!!!1!!1 |
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