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| 05 Sep 2011 06:09 PM |
One day, CT is walking home in Frostia, to his mother's suburban house, as he is walking on the sidewalk, a snow flake lands on his head. He chuckles a little. Then he turns and walks up a hilly driveway, onto a doorstep. He rings the doorbell, then the door opens, and a women is there. She says "Hey honey, come in, must be cold out there!" CT walks in, and sits into a small wooden chair. He says "What's for dinner, mom?" She has a big smile on her face and says "Turkey, a nice Christmas Eve dinner!" CT takes off his Sparrow Corp robes, a=then throws him to the ground. He is wearing a black and white checkered shirt that has his name in black and white on it. His mom asks "How was your day honey?" He smiles and says "Good as usual, killed some pest VAKs in Celeste. Got like 20 of 'em." His mother laughs as she pulls the turkey out of the oven, and shoves it on the table. CT says "Are we the only one here st this family dinner?" His mother smile disappeared as she said "Since your father's passing last month, it seems all his golfer friends are no coming anymore, seems more empty now..." The dinner was over in the time of minutes, no one talked. CT marched to the guest bedroom, use to be his bedroom ,and tucks himself into the warm covers, then he goes into a light sleep.
Vaktus never liked the oxygen on Frostia, as he was sailing into the night air in a Sparrow's heli. Vaktus was in the back, looking at the night lights of the city of Frostia, red and green everywhere. Vaktus on his radio says "Aye, Squid, how did you get this heli anyway?" Squidboi2 grinned silently, he had to stay enough mild to drive this thing. He says back "I know people." He laughed silently. Squidboi2 couldn't believed what Vaktus was wearing. To stay undercover, Korvak told Vaktus to wear a giant red coat, with white fuzz at the ends of it, with a hate of course to match it. Squidboi2 knew it was a joke, he never knew Vaktus would believe him. Vaktus pulls out two metal sticks, then he puts them close together, then pulls them back right away, a hologram pops up with a map. Vaktus has a soft laughter also and says "We are here, get closer to his roof." Squidboi2 pulled the steering stick. It get's lower, then Vaktus jumps out then snaps his fingers, Squidboi2 drives away. Vaktus took one last breath, then jumps into the brick chimney.
Vaktus makes a loud thump sound as he lands, he landed on his back, he gets back up slowly. Then, he walks around the small living room, then see a paper note on top of the chimney, named What I Want From Santa. Vaktus comes closer to it, and reads this: Santa, if you do exist, I want the following, Vaktus' head, VAK's ownership, and a girlfriend. Then Vaktus chuckles a little, knowing it was a joke, at least he thinks it is. Then he turns around, to see CT with a Sparrow 7G pistol, pointing at his head with a red sight. CT says "Who are you..." Vaktus thought fast then, he clicked a switch to his helmet, to activate a voice changer. He says "I'm Santa." CT amused said "You don't exist, if you really did, where do you live." Vaktus hesitated, and a hologram pops up on to his helmet's sight, he reads "From the planet Earth, in the Northern hemisphere." CT chuckles "Why did you come to Frostia then?" CT lowers his gun a little, pointing at Vaktus' foot. Vaktus says "I am now delivering all over the galaxy now, this is why I wear this helmet." CT was convinced and drops his gun and says "Where are your presents anyway then?" Vaktus pulls out a officer pistol and says "This is my gift, from Vaktovia to you!" Then boom, head shot, a lazer beam goes through CT's head. Vaktus laughed, then the women came out with a Sparrow 7G shotgun. She says "No one touches my baby boy." Then boom, Vaktus get's several pellets into his helmet, head shot. CT's mom cries, as she just lost her boy, but she must be strong.
That night, CT and Vaktus' body were next to each other, holding hands, no one touched the bodies, it just happened like that. The funny part was the Vaktus was in a santa suit, and CT was in a knitted Christmas sweater. THE END! |
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| 05 Sep 2011 06:11 PM |
| I red the end and I was like LOLWUTWTF? |
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| 05 Sep 2011 06:11 PM |
| I think the story fits perfectly with the season. |
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| 05 Sep 2011 06:12 PM |
| Omg long story it blew my mind up. |
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| 05 Sep 2011 06:13 PM |
| It's funny, it's worth it. |
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| 05 Sep 2011 06:17 PM |
| Almost forgot, the credit song is Buffalo Springfield - For What Its Worth |
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| 05 Sep 2011 06:30 PM |
| I can't let this thread die on me. |
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| 05 Sep 2011 07:09 PM |
Dude you know nothing of Vaktus. He would have shot the mother first. |
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| 05 Sep 2011 07:09 PM |
This story... Should be made into a movie. |
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| 05 Sep 2011 07:12 PM |
I loved it. Movie worthy.
-Naked old man. |
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| 05 Sep 2011 07:22 PM |
| I loled good story movie worthy. |
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| 05 Sep 2011 08:33 PM |
| CT is probably looking at his, nodding slowly, saying "Oh yeah, this could be a perfect flame video.." while he scratches his imaginary beard. |
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| 05 Sep 2011 08:45 PM |
| I DEMAND MORE ATTENTION. If I get alot of comments and reach page 3 on this, I'll make a Halloween special. |
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| 06 Sep 2011 03:32 PM |
| N one wants a Halloween one? |
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| 06 Sep 2011 03:47 PM |
Lawl, Vaktus wouldnt be able to kill CTs mom, CTs mom is chuck norris........
**RAT Honor Immortal Great Justicator/Pre-Marshal** |
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| 06 Sep 2011 04:28 PM |
| No one look at this good thread... |
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| 06 Sep 2011 04:33 PM |
| Eeet aweshum Halloween nowz |
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