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| 03 Sep 2011 11:18 PM |
I walked into the forest and heard Angels Singin' a chorus. Now listen, I'm not on to mangle But I swear I was bein' strangled So I grabbed my knife Tha stranglin angels strifed I didn't know what to do As I was dying And I knew this is what I was going to rue and the reason mama's crying
I held the knife with my right ate that super-carrot for my sight I saw the angels on a slab I jumped up and got ready to stab But then something happened The egg in my mind started hatchin' These weren't angels They were demons! It was Lucifer himself I yelled for help But I then knew I had to battle Or my body would have been skewed!
My knife turned into an epic katana The forest turned into savanna Holding my blade All my fear flew away I stand eye to eye with the devil who was wielding a blade 10 times more massive than mine It was time Who will die, who will shine? I leaped towards the satanic figure and gave my best lunge but Lucifer body slammed me and squished me like a sponge
Feeling broken, I tried to regain my focus And again I grabbed my blade and swung Nearly decapitating the king of demons The demon glared at me. He thought I was doing this for fun He grabbed my chest Squished my like a pest He tossed me to a hill crest
As I descended from the throw A thought came to mind I was being accompanied by the crows Nature was by my side! People watched and took me as their modern savior. Friends watched as well and didn't take me as an ordinary neighbor. A final time I grabbed my blade I locked my eyes with the demon king. This was the final bout. It was either me, or everything.
I swiftly moved to the right Out of the demon's sight Moved to his back And off I let a hack! The cavity poured out The demon let out a pout I aimed for the neck now I dropped the blade Clenched my fist, and POW!
The demon shivered, the demon shook The demon looked as if he were a fish on a hook He very loudly yelled He fell I let out a chant from a magic spell An aurora of flame surrounded Lucifer And he was sent back to the underworld.
And that my sons, Was the day I won, Against the devil. |
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| 03 Sep 2011 11:20 PM |
"rap"
i stopped reading right there |
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greatmen
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| 03 Sep 2011 11:21 PM |
| It only says rap because I mentioned it in a rap battle thread. Just read it >_> |
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