xtreamk12
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| 02 Sep 2011 02:54 PM |
| Since I have no real weaponry here's what i'll do. I'll make some Molotov cocktails, about five of them and carry them. Break off two chair legs (longest ones we have) and attach knives to them. Go over to a store near us, shatter the door and get necessaties (bread, water, etc.) Jack a car, or if I have no other options, use my bike, and get to a gun store. Take some guns, a pistol or two, a rifle, a shotgun, as many as I can carry. Bring them back, and set up camp. Go out as neccessary. Try to build my own little society. |
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Jo245
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| 02 Sep 2011 02:55 PM |
"Jack a car" >implying you know how. ha ha "Take some guns" >implying they are just laying there ha ha |
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missmanga
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| 02 Sep 2011 02:56 PM |
All I got was 'jack a car' and a list of guns.
-missmanga, the dark veil of OT- Where is that darn fourth Chaos Emerald? |
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xtreamk12
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| 02 Sep 2011 02:56 PM |
| @Jo- Actually I do know how. And there's a gun store near us, there's bound to be guns in there. |
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Jo245
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| 02 Sep 2011 02:59 PM |
"Actually I do know how." good for you. someone (apparently) skilled on OT. "And there's a gun store near us, there's bound to be guns in there." they are there, but how do you break through a safe? good luck using a chair leg. |
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| 02 Sep 2011 03:00 PM |
| xtreamk12, I'd start society with you, though i'm bound to die in an apocolypse. |
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| 02 Sep 2011 03:00 PM |
What I'll have during a zombie apocalypse:
Lots and lots of foods and drinks Lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of batteries of various sizes The dining room chairs (projectiles or blockades, may remove the back poles for weapons) Lots of knives Guns (Use the knives to steal them with a suprise attack!) Loads of ammo (see "Guns") A Wi-fi box Bunch of recordings of shows & stuff Jump ropes Frisbees |
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xtreamk12
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| 02 Sep 2011 03:00 PM |
| Well if I have a stethescope I know what tumblers sound like so... if it's just a keypad then I have a system for that that will work eventually. |
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xtreamk12
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| 02 Sep 2011 03:01 PM |
| @Jmbo- i'd protect you. The best I could. Humanity needs to look out for each other in times like that. |
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| 02 Sep 2011 03:01 PM |
Oh, and I'd mount some weapons on the roof so I can fire at the zombies.
Don't forget lots of plants. |
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| 02 Sep 2011 03:04 PM |
Apocalypse usually means "end of the world". In which case your plan is stupid. |
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lawl60ftw
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| 02 Sep 2011 03:05 PM |
I'd grab all my kitchen cutlary first because that's basically where all the weapons lay in my house.
Second thing i'd take is a tool kit from my garage and 2 baseball bats from my parents bedroom.
Next thing i'd pack is a lot of canned food.
I'd also wear my long track pants, running shoes and a leader jacket with a longsleeved shirt underneath (protection and cardio)
I would find a rock to sharpen my cutlary while i was still in a safe area.
Next thing i'd do is barricade my house and lock all the doors. |
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xtreamk12
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| 02 Sep 2011 03:08 PM |
| @ii- I just want to be the last to die in an apocalypse. |
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lordneo
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| 02 Sep 2011 03:08 PM |
| > Implying you won´t get infected/killed |
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xtreamk12
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| 02 Sep 2011 03:09 PM |
| > Implying it's definite I will get infected/killed |
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| 02 Sep 2011 03:14 PM |
"I just want to be the last to die in an apocalypse."
Scenario: Sun Explodes *You throw molotovs up at it* Dead.
Scenario: Meteor Hits Earth *You throw molotovs at it* Dead.
Scenario: Biblical Style Floods & Earthquakes *You throw molotovs at them* Dead. |
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lordneo
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| 02 Sep 2011 03:15 PM |
| So if you say you´re going to get killed, you waste 10 minutes of your life typing complete nonsense, cool. |
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xtreamk12
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| 02 Sep 2011 03:15 PM |
| I have different strategies for those. Meteor hits earth- Pray to god that it doesn't kill me Sun explodes- We'd all have very little time anyways Floods and earthquakes- Get to high, sheltered areas. |
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| 02 Sep 2011 03:17 PM |
so your other strategies are: -die -die and do what everyone else is trying to do in the midst of panic and confusion |
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lordneo
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| 02 Sep 2011 03:19 PM |
I´m still LOLíng at how you think you even had a chance to even get around during an apocalypse.
Play an apocalypse simulation and see for yourself, lol. |
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xtreamk12
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| 02 Sep 2011 03:21 PM |
| I would get the Japanese Officer's Sword my Grandad picked up in the war. |
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| 02 Sep 2011 03:22 PM |
"and do what everyone else is trying to do in the midst of panic and confusion"
bearing in mind that your just the average weak kid who's greatest skill is probably something like "video game expertise" and the crowd will be a ton of adults and men a hundred times stronger than you |
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xtreamk12
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| 02 Sep 2011 03:25 PM |
| 1) Not weak 2) Not even close 3) Who says that i'll be anywhere near a crowd like that? I live in upstate NY bro, few strong adults here. |
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| 02 Sep 2011 03:25 PM |
| I would go looting and then hide in my house, obviously looting a few trap's. |
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