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| 05 Mar 2011 06:56 PM |
chapter 1: dread day
I woke up, it was a rough night, I had a bad taste in my mouth. But luckily just a dream, let me fill you in:
so it was 1:00 PM, I was outside, there was a ton of commotion going on the forums, there was a troll known as daggerbro, I was one of the few that experienced him in the beggining, it wasn't fun, a bad experience. it left bad thoughts in my mind.
And then it happened, I hadn't noticed. But down the street, there was the noob, he walked towards me.
"OMG NUUUUUUU" I yelled, and I threw my shoe at him, it missed "plz, halp meh, ima all alone" he managed to choke out, I could tell something happened to him, he wasn't wearing clothes. I could see marks all over him, he limbed over to me. I ran inside and locked all the doors.
"phew" I said, I thought it was all over, but no. It was only the start of the day.
I watched T.V. hoping to get him off my mind, but I couldn't. I can still picture him outside, trying to get in. it's a memory I may never forget. Especially since not a single noob has entered my house. I was worrying about what to do, and before I could think up a plan, I felt breathing down my neck, with a horrible breath. I looked around. And trust me, YOU DO NOT want to see a noob face to face. I nearly had a heart attack. I ran into my room, and called the cops
"please wait one minute" the voice said on the phone, the words rang in my head
"No" I thought. "I need help NOW" Then he found me, busted down the door, and dived at me. I screamed. He caught me, and I blacked out. I'm not sure how long, but it didn't matter. It was a dream after all, right?
I walked out of the bathroom, went to my fridge, pulled out some milk labeled "Got milk?" and closed the fridge. I took a huge swig from the canister, and savoured the taste, a good taste I won't have for a while, I thought. I mean, lately, I've been wanting to move, the neighbors are bad, the noobs are infesting, and the daggerbros are in the windows again. WAIT, THE DAGGERBROS?! I turned around, and dropped my milk dead center on the floor. There, on the windowsill, was daggerbro.
"OHAIDER, WUNNA DATE" he said, he jumped and tried to hug me in mid air.
"NUUUUUUU" was the last thing I heard myself say
To be continued........ |
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| 05 Mar 2011 07:06 PM |
| This is a good one. Continue. |
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| 05 Mar 2011 08:00 PM |
win.
"OMG NUUUUU" Sounds like what my friend Mathew would scream as a joke. |
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| 05 Mar 2011 08:07 PM |
| SPELLING PHAIL ALL THE WAI! |
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| 05 Mar 2011 08:14 PM |
BUMB Bump Up Mega's Buttox! (Srsleh, they bee saggin) |
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| 05 Mar 2011 08:20 PM |
Bumb
Blow up Meg's Butt.
*Loads rocket launcher* Me first. |
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| 05 Mar 2011 08:23 PM |
and your point is? *Loads rocket launcher with a nuke* |
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| 05 Mar 2011 08:26 PM |
| My point is that you have saggy bum. |
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| 05 Mar 2011 08:39 PM |
| no your last point. the perv thing. |
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| 05 Mar 2011 08:43 PM |
| The fact that you want to blow up my buttox. (Flys to other thread) |
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| 05 Mar 2011 09:40 PM |
the guest likes the story!
so its guest approved :# |
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| 05 Mar 2011 11:50 PM |
| Ok, You are all Imposterz of something.... |
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| 06 Mar 2011 01:05 AM |
| im a imposter of the guy from the TITANIC movie who shot 2 people then himself |
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