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| 29 Aug 2011 09:46 PM |
| Your mom is so stupid she put a newspaper inside her AV cables and called it paper view. :D |
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| 29 Aug 2011 09:48 PM |
i've heard better
i chuckled
ha.
K |
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| 29 Aug 2011 09:49 PM |
Ones I looked up:
Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.
Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.
Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper.
Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree.
Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.
Yo mama has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.
Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.
Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.
Yo mama has a short arm and can't applaude.
Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!
Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo.
Yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns.
Yo mama has a wooden leg with branches.
Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail. |
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canvasboy
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| 29 Aug 2011 09:53 PM |
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Your Moma is so old she used to Babysit Yoda. |
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canvasboy
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| 01 Sep 2011 04:45 PM |
| Yo moma is so fat when God Said "Let there be Light!" He meant "Get Out of the way!" |
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Mario620
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| 01 Sep 2011 04:47 PM |
| If I had a dollar for each time I chuckle on one of your jokes, I'd have 1 dollar! |
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| 01 Sep 2011 04:47 PM |
It's pay-per-view, not paper view.
-Like a boss |
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