ninjabrad
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| 30 Aug 2011 03:41 PM |
I'll start
1. My homework was PUSHED of the Empire State Building! |
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| 30 Aug 2011 04:11 PM |
| 2.Mom THREW my homewor in the swimming pool |
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NoahWoah
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| Joined: 15 Dec 2009 |
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| 30 Aug 2011 04:12 PM |
| My homework doesn't taste like chicken. |
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| 30 Aug 2011 04:52 PM |
| I don't have my homework because it was telepored to a kid in need of homework. That kid wasn't me. |
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| 30 Aug 2011 04:57 PM |
I used my homework as firewood.
I was freezing. :( |
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123idfu
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| Joined: 06 Feb 2011 |
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| 30 Aug 2011 05:34 PM |
| Chuck Norris stole my homework and roundhouse kicked me. |
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| 31 Aug 2011 09:34 AM |
I lost my homework in my auto signature...
~Demonskul777... The guy that just posted this... |
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| 31 Aug 2011 10:34 AM |
| tearing every paper out, write some random things, folding paperplane, flying out my building. That should be the fate of teh homeworkz. |
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31drake
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| Joined: 10 Dec 2010 |
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| 31 Aug 2011 01:28 PM |
| My homework ate my dog. So animal control took it and its in a shelter. |
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| 31 Aug 2011 01:33 PM |
| the homework walked into a nuketown and blew up |
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neongoo51
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| Joined: 12 May 2009 |
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| 31 Aug 2011 02:07 PM |
| My homework was banned. (LOLWUT?) |
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| 31 Aug 2011 02:36 PM |
| my homework got confiscated because it had violence in it |
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| 31 Aug 2011 02:41 PM |
| i handed in my homework extra earlier. even before you assigned it! |
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| 31 Aug 2011 02:45 PM |
| 1x1x1x1 hacked meh homework |
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| 31 Aug 2011 04:30 PM |
| Justin Bieber scared me, forcing me to hide. (didnt get to do my homework :3) |
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| 31 Aug 2011 04:34 PM |
| A pelican grabbed it out of my hands, then he was shot down and a hunter put it in his pocket. but he got mauled by a bear and the bear ate my homework. I know this because it turns out the hunter was my uncle. |
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| 31 Aug 2011 04:47 PM |
| My house was eaten by Godzilla when I went to Tesco and my homework was in the house so you can't give me a detention for that... Right? |
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| 31 Aug 2011 04:51 PM |
| The printer ate my homework... stupid printer. |
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| 31 Aug 2011 05:14 PM |
| a robber stole it from my house and he conked me on the head so i got knocked out |
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| 01 Sep 2011 10:33 AM |
| calling the Blendtec test lab, there will be a new video of "Will It Blend? - Homeworks" by blendtec. |
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| 01 Sep 2011 10:38 AM |
| My homework ate itself due to cannibalism... |
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