McFlick
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| 28 Aug 2011 12:57 AM |
i have a machete (literally) right next to me
oh god what do I do |
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T3XT
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| 28 Aug 2011 12:57 AM |
| .....Don't answer the door??... |
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mrspyspy
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| 28 Aug 2011 12:58 AM |
Open door Say bronie and proud then chop him up post on B for amusuement |
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McFlick
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| 28 Aug 2011 12:58 AM |
the handle is roughly 3 inchs
blade is roughly 8 inchs
WHAT DO |
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Dman12259
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McFlick
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| 28 Aug 2011 12:58 AM |
oh god wtf
I just realized.. I have a dog.. and.. he isn't barking
OH CRAP |
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Boeing717
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McFlick
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| 28 Aug 2011 01:01 AM |
i'm serious by the way
earlier I saw a shadow behind me (at like 1:00 AM) and when I turned around it was gone. |
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McFlick
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| 28 Aug 2011 01:02 AM |
just heard russling somewhere in my house
CRAP CRAP CRAP |
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| 28 Aug 2011 01:03 AM |
911 is your friend. Maybe an armadillo...? |
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| 28 Aug 2011 01:03 AM |
get the machete and go out the back door. then go to the front door and ambush the drunk stranger |
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Dman12259
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| 28 Aug 2011 01:05 AM |
read creepypastas do it now |
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matt8010
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| 28 Aug 2011 01:05 AM |
Are you home alone? If so...
FRIDAY THE 13TH REPLAY |
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McFlick
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| 28 Aug 2011 01:08 AM |
guys
i'm going into my basement to see where the sound came from
IF I'M NOT BACK IN 5 MINUTES
I AM DEAD OR KIDNAPPED |
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| 28 Aug 2011 01:09 AM |
All right, grab the flashlight, get the duct tape, tape the flashlight on your head, so you have 2 empty hands. Then get the machete and pwn that n00b lurking in your basement. |
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| 28 Aug 2011 01:10 AM |
*dramatic five minute countdown like 24*
DERP ~Wikia WikiKitty~ [No Juice] ;-Start Out In Slow-Mo Then Use A SpeedH4ck~; .-You are banished permanently to the moon!-!APPLEJAX!{Jar Of Derp} \o/ <--- ANGUS lives inside it ;Patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for WHAT THE F----*BOOM*; |
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xSmallTee
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| 28 Aug 2011 01:10 AM |
| You can always kill yourself since the dude was going to murder you anyways. |
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McFlick
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| 28 Aug 2011 01:12 AM |
WTF
I HEAR DEMONIC GROWLING SOUNDS
SCREW THAT I'M STAYING IN THE COMPUTER ROOM |
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| 28 Aug 2011 01:13 AM |
Your dog is possessed. Get some book called the bible, then go in the basement, and chant random words |
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| 28 Aug 2011 01:13 AM |
obvious troll. Your dad is drunk in the basement
DERP ~Wikia WikiKitty~ [No Juice] ;-Start Out In Slow-Mo Then Use A SpeedH4ck~; .-You are banished permanently to the moon!-!APPLEJAX!{Jar Of Derp} \o/ <--- ANGUS lives inside it ;Patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for WHAT THE F----*BOOM*; |
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| 28 Aug 2011 01:13 AM |
| Heavy has won this thread. |
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McFlick
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| 28 Aug 2011 01:14 AM |
I'M BEING LEGIT HERE
JESUS GOD IF I GET MURDERED I'M CURSING YOU ALL AND HAUNTING YOU ALL |
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SamMcColt
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| 28 Aug 2011 01:14 AM |
Did you go to a cross roads about 10 years ago? Burried a box in the sand, and sold your soul to a demon? If so, grab the salt, you got hell hounds on your tail. |
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