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| 01 Nov 2010 06:03 PM |
OK, SO THERE WAS THIS GUY NAMED GOD, AND HE WAS ALL BORED AND STUFF SO HE MADE THE UNIVERSE, HE SOON REALIZED THAT THE UNIVERSE WAS LIKE REALLY BORING, SO HE MADE THE PLANETS
THE PLANETS WERE EVEN MORE BORING, SO HE WAS ALL LIKE "IMMA PUT PPL ON DIS PLANET"
AND HE PUT A PERSON NAME "ADAM" ON DIS ONE PLANET, AND ADAM WAS ALL LONELY AND STUFF
SO GOD MADE EVE AND ADAM WAS ALL LIKE "thx god u rlly cool!"
AND GOD WAS ALL LIKE "Yo, don't go near dat tree or I will shoot you!"
BUT ADAM AND EVE GO NEAR DAT TREE AND GOD WAS ALL LIKE "Why you do that?"
AND ADAM WAS ALL LIKE "Eve told me to!"
AND EVE WAS ALL LIKE "The snake told me to!"
AND THE SNAKE WAS ALL LIKE "wat"
AND GOD GOT ALL UP IN ADAM'S GRILL AND WAS LIKE "IM MAD AT U AND THE SNAKE AND EVE"
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| 01 Nov 2010 06:04 PM |
This is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I liked to take a minute just sit right there And tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground is where I spent most of my days Chillin out, maxin, relaxing all cool, And all shooting some b-ball outside of school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air" I Begged and pleaded with her day after day, But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket So I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it
First class yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champaine glass Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmm this might be allright But wait I hear prissy, bourgeois and all that Is this the type of place they should send this cool cat I don't think, I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well ah the plain landed and I came out There was a dude that looked like a cop standing there with my name out I aint trying to get arrested yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness of lightning and dissapeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said FRESH and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say this cab is rare But I thought naw forget it yo homes to Bel-Air
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes smell ya later" I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
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Rukazi
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| 01 Nov 2010 06:04 PM |
lies
how universe was created
big bang
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tatoberry
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| 01 Nov 2010 06:04 PM |
@rukazi you suck for not taking a joke this is absolutely hilarious |
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| 01 Nov 2010 06:07 PM |
PART 2
AND ADAM WAS ALL LIKE "We should make a babby!"
SO EVE WAS ALL LIKE "okay"
AND THEY GO IN ADAMS HOUSE AND THEY MAKE JESUS
AND JESUS WAS REALLY COOL AND HE COULD CRAWL ON WATER, BRO, NO JOKE
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| 01 Nov 2010 06:07 PM |
AND THEN ADAM HAD A BIKE, AND EVE TOOK IT
AND ADAM WAS LIKE "whitey stole ma bike!" |
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| 01 Nov 2010 06:08 PM |
100% true, man.
- LittleMidget. |
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| 01 Nov 2010 06:09 PM |
No. Some random flying monkey riding a toaster said "OLOL CRABZ111ONEONE!!1" and the universe was created. |
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| 01 Nov 2010 06:10 PM |
| Dispite my religon, this made my day. |
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| 01 Nov 2010 06:11 PM |
| THESE are the people who need to STAY in OT. |
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| 01 Nov 2010 06:14 PM |
LIES!
we all know chuck norris created the universe by saying "big bang!" |
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hunterh98
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| 01 Nov 2010 06:15 PM |
There is only one 'god'.
Science. |
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| 01 Nov 2010 06:15 PM |
"Dispite my religon, this made my day."
same. |
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| 01 Nov 2010 06:18 PM |
Remake
God farted and the explosion was so big it made the universe. He said it was too stinky so he made air fresheners called "planets" Then he was bored so he got on his computer and typed in "ADAM Lvl 1" Then on his new computer game adam was bored and asked for a wife. then god typed in "EVE LVL 5" and then there was a girl on the screen. God then typed in "GOLDEN APPE TREE LVL -=Pwn=- " God said " DON J00 GO TUCHIN TAHT TREE OR y00 WILL GET PHARTED onn " Then, a snake got bored and said "tuch teh twee" So adam and eve obayed and the eve touched the apple. It was slimy, smelly, and shiny. God said "I TODE y00 F00 BUT n00000 Yoo WAS ALL LIKEE "I GOTS TO TUCH TEH FRENCH FRY" SO NOW Y00 GONNA PAY TEH PRICE" Then eve said" ADEM TODE MEH T00!@3" Then god farted and then BOOM everything in the universe was obliterated.
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| 26 Aug 2011 08:01 PM |
| God was bored so he felt like creating something to please by creating a planet in which was alive. He made the big bang(Hehehehe) with it. 9 months later it started to have bunch of planets appearing so God made all the planets dead and learned a valuable lesson. |
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link1991
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| 26 Aug 2011 08:02 PM |
| LIES Moonbannanas created all >:D |
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| 26 Aug 2011 08:02 PM |
| you idiots this thread was from 2010 |
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