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MichaelleJean is not online. MichaelleJean
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01 Nov 2010 06:03 PM
OK, SO THERE WAS THIS GUY NAMED GOD, AND HE WAS ALL BORED AND STUFF
SO HE MADE THE UNIVERSE, HE SOON REALIZED THAT THE UNIVERSE WAS LIKE REALLY BORING, SO HE MADE THE PLANETS

THE PLANETS WERE EVEN MORE BORING, SO HE WAS ALL LIKE "IMMA PUT PPL ON DIS
PLANET"

AND HE PUT A PERSON NAME "ADAM" ON DIS ONE PLANET, AND ADAM WAS ALL LONELY AND STUFF

SO GOD MADE EVE AND ADAM WAS ALL LIKE "thx god u rlly cool!"

AND GOD WAS ALL LIKE "Yo, don't go near dat tree or I will shoot you!"

BUT ADAM AND EVE GO NEAR DAT TREE AND GOD WAS ALL LIKE "Why you do that?"

AND ADAM WAS ALL LIKE "Eve told me to!"

AND EVE WAS ALL LIKE "The snake told me to!"

AND THE SNAKE WAS ALL LIKE "wat"

AND GOD GOT ALL UP IN ADAM'S GRILL AND WAS LIKE "IM MAD AT U AND THE SNAKE AND EVE"

THE END
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OneManWolfPack is not online. OneManWolfPack
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01 Nov 2010 06:04 PM
This is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute just sit right there
And tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin out, maxin, relaxing all cool,
And all shooting some b-ball outside of school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared
And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"
I Begged and pleaded with her day after day,
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket
So I put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it

First class yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champaine glass
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm this might be allright
But wait I hear prissy, bourgeois and all that
Is this the type of place they should send this cool cat
I don't think, I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well ah the plain landed and I came out
There was a dude that looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I aint trying to get arrested yet I just got here
I sprang with the quickness of lightning and dissapeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said FRESH and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought naw forget it yo homes to Bel-Air


I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes smell ya later"
I looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
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Rukazi is not online. Rukazi
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01 Nov 2010 06:04 PM
lies

how universe was created

big bang

the end
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tatoberry is not online. tatoberry
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01 Nov 2010 06:04 PM
@rukazi
you suck for not taking a joke
this is absolutely hilarious
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MichaelleJean is not online. MichaelleJean
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01 Nov 2010 06:07 PM
PART 2

AND ADAM WAS ALL LIKE "We should make a babby!"

SO EVE WAS ALL LIKE "okay"

AND THEY GO IN ADAMS HOUSE AND THEY MAKE JESUS

AND JESUS WAS REALLY COOL AND HE COULD CRAWL ON WATER, BRO, NO JOKE
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luigiman3212 is not online. luigiman3212
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01 Nov 2010 06:07 PM
AND THEN ADAM HAD A BIKE, AND EVE TOOK IT

AND ADAM WAS LIKE "whitey stole ma bike!"
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MichaelleJean is not online. MichaelleJean
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01 Nov 2010 06:08 PM
100% true, man.

- LittleMidget.
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MyLifeIsRoblox is not online. MyLifeIsRoblox
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01 Nov 2010 06:09 PM
No.
Some random flying monkey riding a toaster said "OLOL CRABZ111ONEONE!!1" and the universe was created.
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TillsterRulz is not online. TillsterRulz
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01 Nov 2010 06:10 PM
Dispite my religon, this made my day.
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luigiman3212 is not online. luigiman3212
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01 Nov 2010 06:11 PM
THESE are the people who need to STAY in OT.
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luigimaster5989 is not online. luigimaster5989
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01 Nov 2010 06:14 PM
LIES!

we all know chuck norris created the universe by saying "big bang!"
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hunterh98 is not online. hunterh98
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01 Nov 2010 06:15 PM
There is only one 'god'.

Science.
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dxhardys12 is not online. dxhardys12
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01 Nov 2010 06:15 PM
"Dispite my religon, this made my day."

same.
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Altairshiddenblade is not online. Altairshiddenblade
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01 Nov 2010 06:17 PM
Epic.
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DrAwesomer is not online. DrAwesomer
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01 Nov 2010 06:18 PM
Remake


God farted and the explosion was so big it made the universe.
He said it was too stinky so he made air fresheners called "planets"
Then he was bored so he got on his computer and typed in "ADAM Lvl 1"
Then on his new computer game adam was bored and asked for a wife.
then god typed in "EVE LVL 5" and then there was a girl on the screen.
God then typed in "GOLDEN APPE TREE LVL -=Pwn=- "
God said " DON J00 GO TUCHIN TAHT TREE OR y00 WILL GET PHARTED onn "
Then, a snake got bored and said "tuch teh twee" So adam and eve obayed and the eve touched the apple. It was slimy, smelly, and shiny.
God said "I TODE y00 F00 BUT n00000 Yoo WAS ALL LIKEE "I GOTS TO TUCH TEH FRENCH FRY" SO NOW Y00 GONNA PAY TEH PRICE"
Then eve said" ADEM TODE MEH T00!@3"
Then god farted and then BOOM everything in the universe was obliterated.



TEH END F00
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luigiman3212 is not online. luigiman3212
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01 Nov 2010 09:48 PM
:P
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someonejimmy is not online. someonejimmy
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26 Aug 2011 07:58 PM
I dont belive in "god".
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Aleks20 is not online. Aleks20
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26 Aug 2011 08:01 PM
God was bored so he felt like creating something to please by creating a planet in which was alive. He made the big bang(Hehehehe) with it. 9 months later it started to have bunch of planets appearing so God made all the planets dead and learned a valuable lesson.
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link1991 is not online. link1991
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26 Aug 2011 08:02 PM
LIES Moonbannanas created all >:D
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Dman12259 is not online. Dman12259
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26 Aug 2011 08:02 PM
you idiots this thread was from 2010
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waffle56788 is not online. waffle56788
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26 Aug 2011 08:04 PM
I can't stop laughing.
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