holy4life
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| 26 Aug 2011 05:39 PM |
| I'm 17 and I freaking believe in him. Once he was at my house I walked in the kitched and he was drinking milk and I said "Oh my gosh are you" and he said yes. Then we sat down and talked for 10 minutes and then he left. True story |
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holy4life
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| 26 Aug 2011 05:40 PM |
| So what, age is a nothing on ROBLOX, join when, 18 I don't care. |
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TrueStar
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| 26 Aug 2011 05:41 PM |
lmao.
thats not what i meant
but sure
we can keep it that way. |
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Creperum
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Guest000o
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| 26 Aug 2011 05:42 PM |
None of your santas are true. For you see, in the year 1999, I hit santa in the back of the head with a trench tool. |
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Improve
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| 26 Aug 2011 05:42 PM |
| Umm... don't bring this to RT. Kids will cry about santa being not real later. |
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holy4life
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| 26 Aug 2011 05:42 PM |
| Holy crap, i'm 17. Big whoop. Oh and that story was the best. It was when I was 14 actually. But I am 17 currently. |
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| 26 Aug 2011 05:43 PM |
| If you don't believe in Santa, he doesn't believe in you. |
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| 26 Aug 2011 05:43 PM |
santa got shot down in august 1943.
he was dropping presents which wer mistaken as bombs and got blown out of the sky |
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| 26 Aug 2011 05:43 PM |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
~The Forum Mongoose~ |
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| 26 Aug 2011 05:44 PM |
| Yah... Don't say otherwise, kid's follow these threads O_O |
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Guest000o
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| 26 Aug 2011 05:44 PM |
| Santa is the reason for the London blitz. |
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holy4life
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| 26 Aug 2011 05:45 PM |
| Christopher is real. Chris is Santa's real first name. Ha I know him now. Chris Kringle. Bam! |
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| 26 Aug 2011 05:46 PM |
Dude, he's not real. It's a scam meant to make money. Your a loser.
~The Forum Mongoose~ |
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| 26 Aug 2011 05:46 PM |
i love these kind of threads. oh christmas <3 |
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holy4life
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| 26 Aug 2011 05:46 PM |
| Oh yeah both of my parents are dead and I still get what I want... what now! |
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| 26 Aug 2011 05:46 PM |
1. No known species of reindeer that can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not completely rule out flying reindeer (which only Santa has ever seen.)
2. There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total-378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each.
3. Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept),we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75-1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc. This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second-a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.
4. The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload-not even counting the weight of the sleigh-to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison-this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth.
5. 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance-this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecrafts re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.
In conclusion: If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now.
~I Copied And Pasted This From Monork's Post From Long Ago~ |
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panda6000
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| 26 Aug 2011 05:47 PM |
| I know this is roblox, but Builderman is an actual person!!! |
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| 26 Aug 2011 05:47 PM |
There is no evidence that Santa exists. You can't prove in any way or shape that Santa really exist. If you can try, then prove it. Otherwise, Sorry there is no way you can prove this. |
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| 26 Aug 2011 05:48 PM |
I actually walked in on my parents putting presents under the tree SANTA DOES EXIST
~The Forum Mongoose~ |
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