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| 22 Aug 2011 07:54 AM |
Today, we will be making one of my favourites, yes, i'm talking about...
Purple Surprise!
Now, for this lovely dish, you'll need,
1/4 cup of Metal shavings, 1 Liver(Preferably from a reptile), Several drops of mammal blood, Spider Juice, And 1/2 of sugar, and just a pinch of freshly-harvested soul!
Nw, shall we begin? |
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McZeno
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| 22 Aug 2011 07:55 AM |
| just make me a sandwich girl >:c |
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| 22 Aug 2011 07:56 AM |
Alright! The first thing you need to do a pre-heat you freezer to 500 degrees Celsius.
While we're waiting, let's revise the basic lessons in the kitchen! |
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| 22 Aug 2011 07:56 AM |
*Lies on a table*
Is this safe? |
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dc131
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| 22 Aug 2011 07:58 AM |
1: No climbing in the incinerator! Remember, as long as you have skin, burning hurts! 2: When using souls, be careful not to spill them. We wouldn't want the floor to be haunted! 3: Always check that your cheese is set to mash when making chicken. and finally... 4: Do not leave in the reach of children! |
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dc131
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| 22 Aug 2011 08:02 AM |
Let's go!
Step one: weld the metal shavings together.
Now, if you folks out there don't have any experience welding, then why are you watching this?
Anyway, if hisses and ghostly mo.ans can be heard, the metal has most likely come from a coffin, but not to worry! spilling the black bi.le into the incinerator will clear it right up! |
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dc131
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| 22 Aug 2011 08:04 AM |
DO NOT GET THAT SCALPEL NEAR ME ,.... You won't take my soul.. Will you? |
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dc131
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| 22 Aug 2011 08:06 AM |
Step Two: While the Metal is cooling down, start to blend the spider juice with the soul. This will turn the juice blue, and give it an extra dash of tasty!
Make sure there are no spots of green in the juice, if there are, then you soul is probably evil. And evil souls are no good here! Get it? |
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| 22 Aug 2011 08:09 AM |
I WON'T ALLOW IT! *Get's up off table* *Accidentally knocks the mixture off* Oops. |
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| 22 Aug 2011 08:11 AM |
Step Three: Put everything else in the cheese, and drop the metal into the blue juice.
The blue juice will dissolve the metal, and leave the raw ingredient we need. What is the raw ingredient? I have no idea! Ahahaha!
Now, the cheese will mash the liver, and the sugar, and something else I may have forgotten, together. This will make a nice, warm, red soup. Good to eat by itself! But we don't want red, noooooo! We want purple! |
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| 22 Aug 2011 08:12 AM |
Oh well, at least it'll make a nice pattern on the floor. So, Girl, what next?
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| 22 Aug 2011 08:12 AM |
| THE FLOOR IS HAUNTED/DISGUSTING AAAAAAAAAAAAAH |
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| 22 Aug 2011 08:14 AM |
Last step.
Step Four: Offer the Blue juice and the Red soup to the lor.d of death, then come back after a few weeks.
The mixtures should now both be a healthy purple! Also, it could be possesed. But no matter! I'm sure my, and your guests will enjoy it! |
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| 22 Aug 2011 08:16 AM |
Can I try the soup? Please? :D |
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| 22 Aug 2011 08:16 AM |
Now, here's some happy customers!
*zombies with purple eyes wandering around the kitchen, as well as a few people dead on the floor*
Aheheheh... Don't worry, they're just full.
Thanks for watching Legogirl2008's kitchen! We hope you don't die! |
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