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Re: 1001 Chuck Norris Facts

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PunkBook is not online. PunkBook
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11 Aug 2011 07:59 AM
1.Chuck Norris won American Idol only using sign language.

2.Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards

3.Ghosts sit around the fire and tell Chuck Norris stories

4.Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life
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11 Aug 2011 08:06 AM
Keep it rolling.....
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11 Aug 2011 08:21 AM
5.If you don't post Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you all the way to Texas......and if your in Texas youl'l fall on your butt in Russia!
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11 Aug 2011 01:44 PM
6. Chuck Norris beat Red with a Lvl. 1 Magikarp.
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11 Aug 2011 01:56 PM
7. Chuck Norris is so awesome, this doesn't even make sense.
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11 Aug 2011 02:31 PM
8. Chuck Norris can cut through steel with paper
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11 Aug 2011 02:36 PM
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11 Aug 2011 02:38 PM
10. Chuck Norris can lick a cat and it dies.
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11 Aug 2011 03:14 PM
11: When Chuck Norris sneezes, he causes a tornado.
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11 Aug 2011 07:52 PM
12.Chuck Norris once climed Mt. Everest by accident.

13.When a mime see's Chuck Norris he pretend's he's dead.
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11 Aug 2011 07:58 PM
14.If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be Rated R for extreme violence.

15.Chuck Norris grew a beard at eighteen........Seconds
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11 Aug 2011 08:36 PM
Chuck Norris in 3D the ovie was cancelled because a 3D rondhouse kick killed everybody in the audience
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11 Aug 2011 08:41 PM
chuck norris won a surfing tournament with a shark on fire
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11 Aug 2011 08:43 PM
Chuck Norris is the reason why dinosaur were extinct
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12 Aug 2011 09:46 PM
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding
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12 Aug 2011 09:55 PM
Chuck Norris is known as a pacifist, because he can pass a fist through a noob`s face.
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12 Aug 2011 10:01 PM
Chuck Norris will cause 2012
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12 Aug 2011 10:06 PM
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

There is no Ctrl key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because Chuck Norris is always in control.

A long time ago Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse. It's decendants today are known as giraffes.
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12 Aug 2011 10:10 PM
Chuck Norris can slam dunk a three pointer.
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12 Aug 2011 10:11 PM
He's like 65 xD
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12 Aug 2011 11:21 PM
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13 Aug 2011 12:17 AM
Chuck Norris can break a diamond with his finger nail.
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13 Aug 2011 12:34 AM
Chuck Norris Doesnt Believe in the Periodic Table, he only believes in the element of suprise!
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13 Aug 2011 12:37 AM
Chuck Norris destroyed Texas with a single touch
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13 Aug 2011 12:39 AM
One Day Chuck's Teacher told them to build a model of a 7 wonder, chuck norris built a life sized grand canyon.
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