jimmy2054
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jimmy2054
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| 19 Aug 2011 11:18 AM |
This was performed infront of a live studio ostrich.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! |
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jimmy2054
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| 19 Aug 2011 11:19 AM |
| Ostrich: Awww come on!!! How was that not funny! |
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booinator
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BanjoPhil
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| 19 Aug 2011 11:20 AM |
| Oh, I had that same joke book when I was 7. |
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| 19 Aug 2011 11:20 AM |
@Jimmy
Because the humor looks directed more to seven year olds. |
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BanjoPhil
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| 19 Aug 2011 11:21 AM |
@Jimmy
That was a mile from funny. Funny is timing and point being. |
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jimmy2054
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| 19 Aug 2011 11:21 AM |
| Yeah I was told it when I was 9... I still found it funny... |
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jimmy2054
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| 19 Aug 2011 11:22 AM |
Let's see... Ummmm... What does a zombie get on his shirt after food?
SSSSSTTTTTTTTAAAAAIIINNNSSS
Brought to you by the same crappy joke maker that gave us the fish shop joke
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jimmy2054
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| 19 Aug 2011 11:24 AM |
| You do know this joke isn't funny... I put it up to see if people would flame me for a bad joke... |
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| 19 Aug 2011 11:29 AM |
LOL no
~Love and tolerate, and if that doesn't work OPEN FIRE!!!~ |
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BanjoPhil
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jimmy2054
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| 19 Aug 2011 11:35 AM |
BAD JOKE FLAME!!!
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
GRRRRAAAAIIIINNNSSS
What did the fisherman say to the card magician? Pick a cod, any cod!
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from class because it was a weapon of math disruption. |
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BanjoPhil
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| 19 Aug 2011 11:37 AM |
"A rubber band pistol was confiscated from class because it was a weapon of math disruption."
Congratulations, that was the worst joke I have ever heard, bravo. |
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jimmy2054
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| 19 Aug 2011 11:40 AM |
I was aiming for that... That's why I said BAD JOKE flame
I'd like to thank my friends... But I can't because I don't have any, my family left me because of my terrible humor so I'd like to thank myself for the horrible jokes.
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BanjoPhil
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| 19 Aug 2011 11:42 AM |
Here is why I know you just have a bad sense of humor. Here is one of your older posts on one of my rant posts.
"Hmmm... You may have defeated me... BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST!!!!!! *Flys off OT cliff* Come get me now su... No gas?? *Falls to death*"
Seriously, that was possibly the most unfunny thing I have ever read. |
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jimmy2054
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| 19 Aug 2011 11:43 AM |
Will you stop suggesting... I already admitted I'm trolling and for not reading... YOU GET AN EXTRA DOSE OF BAD JOKES!!!
What do flies wear on their feet? Shoos.
What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.
What is a dentist's favorite musical instrument? A tuba toothpaste.
Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school? Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.
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jimmy2054
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| 19 Aug 2011 11:44 AM |
I'm a troll, I'm not supposed to be funny -_-
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BanjoPhil
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| 19 Aug 2011 11:45 AM |
| No, you are not a troll, you are just unfunny. You are just saying you are a troll to stop everyone from flaming you, and yes, trolls are supposed to be funny. |
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jimmy2054
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| 19 Aug 2011 11:47 AM |
| Well, most of the trolls I see are just plain stupid. And + I can't be funny because all of my jokes are over G-rated... |
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BanjoPhil
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| 19 Aug 2011 11:48 AM |
| Do you know what a troll is. |
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