iguanazor
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| 16 Aug 2011 09:21 AM |
Ok, first you need to go to the closest closet to you. Make sure it is the closest. Open it, and in one of the back corners you will find 3 of the same exact left shoe. If they aren't there, go to sleep for exactly 17 hours, 12 minutes and 3 seconds. Then, go to your closet again. First, take the middle shoe with your LEFT HAND. This is important that you don't mess up. Reach inside with your right hand. You will find nothing. Place the shoe back in the middle, this time upside down. Take the shoe to your right with your RIGHT HAND. Place it on your leg (preferably your thigh), and tie the shoe. Make sure you tie a double knot. Then, pick it up with your LEFT HAND. Pass it to your right hand, and then put the shoe back where it was normally. Next, take the final shoe. Reach inside (it doesn't matter what hand), and you will find a pebble. I can not tell you what color pebble it will be, that is top secret. You will know if it is the right color. Please the pebble in your left pocket. Take the pebble, and quickly leave your house. You will now have to go to the nearest 7-11. Walk in to the 7-11 with your right hand in your right pocket. Purchase 2 magazines of any type, and 6 bags of chips. Make sure you pay enough so that you will have exactly 37 cents left of change. The cashier will notice this, and ask "So, how is your day going?". At the end of this question, he will cough. You will answer with "It's crazy," and then scratch your head with your left hand. The cashier will put the change in his hand, and then hand it to you. Take it in your left hand, and then walk out the store. Once you leave the store, look into your hand and you will notice a key within the change. Go to the nearest McDonalds, and walk in. When you walk in, a white male with red hair will say "Welcome to McDonalds." Simply say "Very," and then walk to the bathroom. Once in, go to any bathroom stall. Throw the key you got earlier into the toilet, and then flush the toilet. The toilet will quickly sink into the ground and reveal a secret passageway. Jump into the passageway, and walk. Make sure you don't run. At the end of the passageway, you will find a button. Push it with the ring finger on your left hand, and you will rise into the bathroom of a KFC in California. Walk out of the bathroom. You will see a large Hispanic man eating a KFC Double Down. His name is Carlos. Walk up to him, and say "Nice day, eh?" Make sure you say "eh." He will hold out his right hand, appearing to want to shake hands, and say "Yes." Make sure you do not mess this next part up. If you do, Carlos will be forced to kill you. Reach into your left pocket with your right hand, and hold out your left hand as a fist. It will appear you want to knuckle-bump him. He will nod his head, and then finish eating his KFC Double Down. He will wipe his hands on a yellow napkin, and crumble it up and place it down. It will be in the shape of an arrow. Go to the direction the arrow points. You will find yourself in front of a large mall. Walk in. Ask a worker there where the nearest bathroom is. They will say where, and point. After this, scratch your head with your right hand. As you are doing this, reach into your left pocket and take out the pebble. Hand it to the person. They will nod and quickly leave. Go to the bathroom they pointed to, and you will find the sink is already on. That is good. If it is not on, you would die several minutes later. Wash your hands in the sink (using excessive amounts of soap), and then a man will walk into the bathroom. This bathroom has air dryers for your hands. Place your left hand under it, and hold out your right hand to shake hands. He will shake your hand. Continue to dry your left hand until the man leaves. Look into your right hand and you will be holding a small slip of paper. It is blank. Next, you will have to go to the food court in that mall. Go to the KFC that is there, and you will find a tall man with curly hair sitting down eating fried chicken. Sit down across from him, rubbing your left eye with your left hand. It would appear to normal people that you are just rubbing your eye, but the tall man with curly hair will know. He will get up and quickly walk away. You must make sure you follow him with your left hand in your left pocket. Make sure you stay about 5 meters behind him. He will finally stop outside of an abandoned building. In your right hand you should still have the small slip of paper. Hand it to him, and then sit down on the ground. You should now remove your left hand from your pocket. The tall man with curly hair will hand you a flash drive, and then he will go into the abandoned house. You now must go to the back of the house, and you will find a brand new high quality bike in the back. You must take that bike and ride to your home with it. When you get home, go onto ROBLOX. Go to the log-in screen, and put in your log in information. Do NOT log in yet. Next, you must put in the flash drive into your computer. Wait exactly 23 seconds, and then click log in. You will now be an admin on ROBLOX, with all admin powers. Immediately after you log in though, you must go onto the ROBLOX Talk forums and post a thread with the title "I GOT THE JOB" and a message only reading "..."
I hope this helps you become an admin. |
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| 16 Aug 2011 09:23 AM |
*presses red button*
That was easy. |
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| 16 Aug 2011 09:24 AM |
I GOT THE JOB
-FleskhjertaOwns |
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Mrf00l
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| 16 Aug 2011 09:24 AM |
| OMG, what are you writing the declaration of independence? This hurts my eyes looking at all these words. |
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gama2xo
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| 16 Aug 2011 09:24 AM |
| DO YOU KNOW WHO YOURE TALKING TO? |
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monty155
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| 16 Aug 2011 09:24 AM |
| I could have sworn that wall wasn't there. I need to pay more attention to the road! |
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gama2xo
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| 16 Aug 2011 09:25 AM |
oh,china called me back,they told me they got the wrong person.
It was you they wanted to talk to,they are missing a wall i think. |
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iguanazor
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| 16 Aug 2011 09:27 AM |
| You must make sure you follow every step exactly. |
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monty155
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| 16 Aug 2011 09:28 AM |
| Why did I bother to read all of that? |
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iguanazor
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| 16 Aug 2011 09:28 AM |
@monty
So you can become an admin. |
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2ndcoming
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| 16 Aug 2011 09:28 AM |
@Mr:
Do the words really look like the Declaration on Independence to you? |
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2ndcoming
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| 16 Aug 2011 09:30 AM |
"The toilet will quickly sink into the ground and reveal a secret passageway. Jump into the passageway, and walk."
Wat |
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Silency
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| 16 Aug 2011 09:32 AM |
| This reminds me of fake cheat methods on pokemon |
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iguanazor
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| 16 Aug 2011 09:32 AM |
@Silency
It's more of a 24 thing, but that works to I guess |
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2ndcoming
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| 16 Aug 2011 09:33 AM |
"The tall man with curly hair"
I believe I know who you are referring to. |
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kohrt
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| 16 Aug 2011 09:41 AM |
| I could have sworn there was a key in my hand about 2 seconds ago... OMG I GOT THE JOB! |
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| 16 Aug 2011 09:55 AM |
@2nd
It's obviously McFlick. |
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DarkGenex
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| 16 Aug 2011 09:59 AM |
Guys... kk
I'm typing this from my phpne
the sinnk ins;t on
help me |
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iguanazor
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| 16 Aug 2011 10:22 AM |
@DarkGenex
I am sorry, there is no chance for you to live. |
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| 16 Aug 2011 10:30 AM |
| I posted the thread but nobody knows what I'm talking about. |
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monty155
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| 16 Aug 2011 10:31 AM |
| I did something wrong. I think they're coming for me now... |
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itunes89
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