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| 16 Aug 2011 06:13 AM |
Kneading you You may think this is a sign of affection, but your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weaknesses.
Excessive shoveling of kitty litter After using the litter box, your cat needlessly kicks litter around, most of it ending up all over the room. This is practice for burying bodies.
Staring contests If you get caught in a staring contest with your cat, do not look away. Looking away will signal to your cat that you are weak, and an attack is likely to follow.
Bringing you dead animals This isn't a gift. It's a warning.
Throwing up grass Through this painful feeding and purging process, cats prepare their minds and bodies for combat.
Hiding in dark places and watching you Your cat will often hide in order to study you in your natural habitat.
Sleeping on your electronics Humans have superior technology. Your cat knows this and will attempt to disrupt all communications to the outside world.
Pawing at your face while you sleep Cats aren't very good at smothering people, but this won't stop them from trying.
Sprinting at light speed out of any room you enter When your cat does this, it's actually a failed ambush. |
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| 16 Aug 2011 06:19 AM |
Bringing you dead animals This isn't a gift. It's a warning.
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| 16 Aug 2011 06:25 AM |
| You got this from the Oatmeal site. |
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| 16 Aug 2011 06:30 AM |
| oh my god...... i have 3 cats and they all do this... IM OUT NUMBERED HELP HEEELPPP PLEASSSSEEE AHHH THERE COMING AHHHHHHHHHHHSDKLdgjah djnvz,fdmflmsjkzhbv bvAJKLXZ LNcoa. |
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| 16 Aug 2011 08:05 AM |
@Urist
Nope, this was not copypasta'd, but written down from an image, I didn't get it from the page you named. |
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| 16 Aug 2011 08:07 AM |
| If your cat attaches it self to your head, is it still trying to kill you? |
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| 17 Aug 2011 09:47 AM |
| And the image was from the oatmeal site. |
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| 17 Aug 2011 09:53 AM |
oh crap they're gonna take over the world |
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Magicaz
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| 17 Aug 2011 11:08 AM |
@tecliz One country at a time.....
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