boomer549
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| 09 Aug 2011 10:55 PM |
PROLOGUE:
It was an average day in a school cafeteria. Only this school had all grades but college. The school was known as the Universal Kindergarten-12th grade, held on a island that is even bigger than Texas and Alaska COMBINED. The reason was, is that it not only held all grades, but it held all races in the world.
Then, one day, a 12th grader started throwing food at the other grades. Then everybody started to throw food at eachother. Then, the genders started going at eachother. Soon, the whole world slowly became chaos as kids started to make strange gadgets, such as oversized Manacotti into "Manacotti Mortars" and "Meatball bombs and shells" and even a "Lunchbox MayHAM" was thrown into the mix. Rice Krispie treats were morphed into weapons that shot M&M's, and ammo holders were those very small types of lunchboxes that tend to be hard to come by. Larger weapons was large pieces of ham. Meanwhile, the main melee weapon of choice was, what else, a turkey leg smothered in ketchup. Flamethrowers was jalapeno mustard liquidy stuff. Meatballs were stuffed with Thanksgiving stuffing, and many other weapons of choice that was used in this conflict.
It has been all out ever since that 12th grader decided to throw food at some other grade. Girls and boys all over the world have joined this fight, mostly trying to find who that 12th grader was. More importantly, what gender. Now, you can get out of that bunker, and fight for your gender!
Rules, you gonna have to read 'em.
-No spam, trolling, etc., or i'll see ya when im visiting BanLand!! -Obviously, you can't make...<3. Figure out what the heart means... -You CAN make up a weapon, but me AND the admins have to agree to let it pass. Unless we laugh about it. Then there's a free pass for you! -I must accept your CS. -Parent's are not in here. DERP. -Post "Lunch" somewhere in or around your CS. -A.g.e minimum is 5, max is 18. -Please, im not trying to be seperating the genders. It's a food war!!!*grabs turkey leg* :3
Now, here are the advantage's and disadvantages's to each a.g.e level (small, med, and large)
Small(5-9) Advantages -small, can go through tight spaces and manuever quickly -can hide behind almost EVERYTHING -Great for recon teams Disavantages -can only carry small weapons -Has a low communication level -Startled by gunfire
Medium(10-14)
Is an all-around type. Can carry small and medium weapons. Nice "Finisher Forces"
Large(15-18) Advantages The opposite of small. Can carry large weapons and flame throwers. Great "Assault on building" teams.
Now for the gender's adv. and disadv.
Girls(all but small. Read that) -GREAT COMM LEVEL!!! -Has less aiming, but is made up by bein' able to operate heavy turrets -Can use "Beauties" to distract boys -Can sometimes communicate too much, getting them shot.
Boys are about the opposite of girls, exept for these... -Uses nice, strong, well-mannered men to have a girl distracted, and often, give up her team's plans. -Have a nice know-how of using vehicles as the tanks or armored jeeps. -(COUNTRY BOYS ONLY) Knows the engine all the way around, and can repair faster than most.
ADMINS:You gotta listen to em, or it'll be the <3 thing all over again! Boomer/Snoopy549 Ferno/Ferono98 Lisa001 gr8dayseth
CS: Name: Nickname(OPTIONAL!!!): Gend.er: @.G.3(class): Personality: Appearance: Weapons: Type of soldier: Bio(OPTIONAL!!!):
Here's mine!
CS: Name:Braden Nickname(OPTIONAL!!!): Cold Heart Gend.er:M @.G.3(class):12 Personality: smooth, and can be slightly manipulative. Appearance:Camo Shirt, pants, and hat. Wirey body. 5'1". A :l face is mostly on him, unless he's in combat. Weapons:Manacotti Mortar, Rice Pistol and Sub-Krispies gun Type of soldier:General, and Manacotti Mortar Shooter Bio(OPTIONAL!!!):It was that 1 day when they were having lunch when it happened. Ever since, he's been the general of the boys. REST IS CLASSIFIED
Wow... 55 min. to type all of this up... |
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Vakiton
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| 09 Aug 2011 11:11 PM |
Name: Zack Nickname(OPTIONAL!!!): Bloody Murder Gender: Male @ge(class): 11 (fifth grade) Personality:Harsh, likes to hit people Appearance: Cargo pants, White T-shirt. Dark-brown hair and eyes. Light-brown skin. Weapons: Flamethrower and rice pistol Type of soldgier: 2nd in command (if i can) Bio(OPTIONAL!!!): Ever since 'it' happened at lunch, he has been on a rage. |
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viva12
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| 09 Aug 2011 11:24 PM |
"Has less aiming, but is made up by bein' able to operate heavy turrets"
Research has actually been done, and Females have BETTER accuracy then men. |
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Vakiton
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| 09 Aug 2011 11:29 PM |
| its his thread. not yours. so it doesn't matter. |
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boomer549
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| 10 Aug 2011 10:20 AM |
| Sorry, Vak, but you can't be 2nd in command(specially reserved for a friend!)however, you can be leader of the 1st batallion, the best middle-class batallion there is! Don't rage too much, cause your in the battle-field if you accept these exeptions. |
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| 10 Aug 2011 10:33 AM |
( Can I be the guy who supply's weapon's?)
CS: Name: Joshua Graham Nickname(OPTIONAL!!!): Ranger Gend.er: Male. @.G.3(class): 15 Personality:Tough, Intimidating, Strong and Persuasive Appearance: Joshua wear's a bandage around his face due to a hot soup spillage, he stand's at 5 ft 6, Weapons: He hold's a Repeater what fire's vegtables, a coka-cola bomb and a knife shaped carrot. Type of soldier: Ranger,. Bio(OPTIONAL!!!):
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boomer549
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| 10 Aug 2011 10:35 AM |
| WARNING: WORD NOT DETECTED!!! UNACCEPTABLE!!! |
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boomer549
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| 10 Aug 2011 10:38 AM |
| Ok, welcome to the main base. Now all we need is 2 female players, then we can start off... |
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| 10 Aug 2011 10:51 AM |
| Let's just start and introduce them later. |
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boomer549
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| 10 Aug 2011 10:55 AM |
Dude, be patient...
Either way, lisa001 is gonna join soon. Can't leave her out! |
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| 10 Aug 2011 10:55 AM |
NEED A FEW GIRLS HERE
Name: Sakuya "DJ" Skippy Nickname(OPTIONAL!!!): Zalgo (yes, after the freaky pics on the internet) Gend.er: Female (duh) @.G.3(class): 13 (grade 7/8?) Personality: A very "fight 'til you beat 'em" type of girl. Appearance: A dark blue t-shirt with a picture of a maid on it and the words "Sakuya's Maid Service" on the shirt. Also wears blue bootcut jeans, blue glasses, and black sneakers with blue lights at the back that turn on at night. Is 5' 3", and has dark brown eyes but light brown hair that appears golden in sunlight. Weapons: A custom flamethrower she made that fires out a special liquid made from cayenne and habanero peppers (She NEVER uses jalapeno peppers), a chicken drumstick for melee. Type of soldier: Pyro (like the Team Fortress 2 class) Bio(OPTIONAL!!!): The leader of the girls. She got many other girls into the bandwagon and is looking forward to stopping the fight. |
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| 10 Aug 2011 10:56 AM |
| And lunch meat tastes disgusting. |
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boomer549
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| 10 Aug 2011 10:59 AM |
| Sorry, leader is reserved for lisa001. But you can lead the 1st battalion, the best FEMALE battalion, though. Nice CS, i have to admit. |
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boomer549
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| 10 Aug 2011 10:59 AM |
| That and you forgot the secret code that lets you in this RP. |
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| 10 Aug 2011 11:04 AM |
| I said the code. And I'll have DJ leading the first battalion instead. Look in my second post for "Lunch." |
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boomer549
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| 10 Aug 2011 11:45 AM |
CS: Name:Kamloops McCoy (give me a better name if you don't like it.) Nickname:Kam Gend.er:Female @.G.3(class):17 Personality:Tired, Patient, Strategic, creative. Appearance:Worn Black shoes, Camoflauge Cargo pants, with yes, alot of pockets, Black Shirt, Pale skin, Brown eyes, Unkempt Brownhair that comes down to connector point of her neck and shoulders, 5' 4, average Weight, leaning towards under average. Weapons:High Powered Turkey leg Bone Sniper Rifle(if that would be Okay, otherwise Just a high powered turkey leg sniper rifle, and if THATS not okay, then a high powered Ham sniper rifle), turkey leg with jalapeno Sause all over the meat part. Type of soldier:Commanding Officer in charge of the 2nd infantry Battalion Bio:Most will just be revealed over time.
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| 10 Aug 2011 11:45 AM |
| (oh also, LUNCH is normally breakfast for some people on summer vacation.) |
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lisa001
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| 10 Aug 2011 11:55 AM |
scince this isn't real life, not every thing has to be the same, right?
CS: Name: Rosemary Nickname(OPTIONAL!!!): Rosie Gend.er: Female @.G.3(class): 13 Personality: verry out spoken, risky, ready to throw a punch, but can also be the opposite, when wanting to. Appearance: 5'6" , wears jeans, and sarcastic worded t-shirts Weapons: meat ball sniper rifle, habenaro tear gass, frozen pea mini gun. Type of soldier: (um, i'm confuzed. A LITTLE HELP ON THIS ONE?) Bio(OPTIONAL!!!): has been angry that scince that one day at lunch hasn't been able to get mustard out of my hair. (HATES mstard) |
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| 10 Aug 2011 12:09 PM |
| Myself and several over boy's were outside, I held binocular's scouting on the girl's side, I pointed left, one boy with a Pea Minigun led out a team to the east side. |
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lisa001
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| 10 Aug 2011 12:15 PM |
| Type of soldier : general. (?) leader of the girls. |
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lisa001
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| 10 Aug 2011 12:20 PM |
| *cameras pick up the boy's movement* sends girls out to cover the west wing. "grab you weapons and take your positions" *girls go to the refridgerators to stock up on ammo* says to self : "this has only just begun" |
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| 10 Aug 2011 12:22 PM |
| (Eh... am I accepted? If not, then I'll fix my CS a bit.) |
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lisa001
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| 10 Aug 2011 12:23 PM |
| (boomer says to wait for him) |
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