thekinged
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| 11 Aug 2011 06:22 PM |
Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured “cool, I’ll just play Pokemon while I wait”.
So I’m playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she’s crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.
A shiny pidgey. Holy crap. (For those of you who don’t know/care, shiny Pokemon have less than a 1/1,000 chance of appearing; 1/8192 to be exact.). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling “holy crap, YES”, interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell “You don’t even care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR (obscenity) GAME!” I’m still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny Pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny Pidgey, gone forever.
I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn’t know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out “(obscenity) YOU”, and runs out of my house in tears. |
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| 11 Aug 2011 06:23 PM |
tl;dr version: you just lost the game
Yoku, watashi no ichi-nichi no MSE6 bakku yori warui mono ga arimasu. |
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| 11 Aug 2011 06:23 PM |
| You are one serious nerd to put Pokemon first over your girlfriend. |
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| 11 Aug 2011 06:23 PM |
| You're better without her. |
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thekinged
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| 11 Aug 2011 06:24 PM |
| You need to get a new one (DS). |
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Blobboy13
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| 11 Aug 2011 06:24 PM |
| Looks like you ruined your chance to get some. (If you know what I mean) |
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Dawg925
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| 11 Aug 2011 06:24 PM |
I can't tell if it's serious... or just a lulz story. |
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Dawg925
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| 11 Aug 2011 06:25 PM |
| But if you ARE serious, then don't bother trying to apologize. |
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thekinged
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| 11 Aug 2011 06:25 PM |
@blob
NO IM ONLY 2 LOL
@Dawg
Dawg. |
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| 11 Aug 2011 06:26 PM |
| If you seriously have a GF your a horrible boyfriend. Just saying. |
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Dawg925
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| 11 Aug 2011 06:26 PM |
| But seriously, at this point, you just blew it through the roof. |
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gellick
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| 11 Aug 2011 06:28 PM |
| Wow, A pokemon that you could cheat for, over a real life person. |
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| 11 Aug 2011 06:29 PM |
Dwg- ikr. I hope his GF breaks up with him. >:( |
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Blobboy13
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| 11 Aug 2011 06:29 PM |
| It must suck to be you OP, no girlfriend and no ds. |
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| 11 Aug 2011 06:29 PM |
A shiny Pidgey?
I found a shiny tropius, And a graveler in the same day.
Except graveler used Self-Destruct u.u |
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thekinged
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| 11 Aug 2011 06:30 PM |
Women: 1 in 2 Shiny pokemon: 1 in 8,000+ |
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Dawg925
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| 11 Aug 2011 06:30 PM |
| Well, I guess you could TRY. |
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lordneo
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| 11 Aug 2011 06:30 PM |
You chose pokemon over love
I am ashamed... |
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bggus
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| 11 Aug 2011 06:31 PM |
That sucks bro. Probably made it worse by posting it on roblox.
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| 11 Aug 2011 06:32 PM |
'Women: 1 in 2'
That just gives you more of a chance to be an a.h.o.l.e to more women. LOL. |
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