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| 04 Feb 2011 10:13 AM |
Number them please.
1. Spit in the teachers face. 2. Eat the most gross foods with your feet on the table. 3. Fart repeatedly and when your teahcer tells you to stop kick her 4.Take her mobile amd eat it. 5.Throw a rock at her car.
and so you get it the next person will say 6. 7. 8. so count up from last post , if you get what i meen. :D |
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dfreeze11
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| 04 Feb 2011 11:15 AM |
| 6. Tell your teacher her butt's big. |
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PunkRox
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| 04 Feb 2011 12:06 PM |
| 8. plop a frog in her coffee then in ISS kill the ISS teacher so the only other choice is OSS |
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| 04 Feb 2011 12:53 PM |
| 9. Call the teacher an apple |
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| 04 Feb 2011 01:07 PM |
| 10.Just continually laugh at her while she continues to ask a question. |
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PunkRox
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neongoo51
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| 04 Feb 2011 01:51 PM |
12: Pretend you broke a bone and kick your teacher with your "broken" bone 14: Say "YOU ARE AN IDIOT" to everyone you meet 15: Tell your teachers that they are lazy because they missed 13 16: Shout "THE SCHOOL IS ON FIRE!!!" and write it with bad grammar and spelling on the whiteboard or blackboard. 17: Take your teachers glasses, then stomp them |
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PunkRox
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| 04 Feb 2011 01:59 PM |
18) Threaten her and undress when you are in ISS to go home. 19) Punch her butt and tell her some mean cuss words |
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neongoo51
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| 04 Feb 2011 02:14 PM |
20: Throw everything you see at them 21: Burp REALLY loud (like if it was your loudest burp)on a lesson and say "I usually burp 100 times louder" 22: Come really late to school and say "Whoops, I forgot to bring bombs" and then go back home. 23: Interrupt your teacher when they are talking about the most important thing in the lesson, and keep interrupting them until the lesson ends. |
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PunkRox
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| 04 Feb 2011 02:37 PM |
24) Come to school early and smile very retardedly while asking to go to the bathroom, then say oopsies, nvmd. 25) Take of your shirt and say because you are hot in both ways 26) abuse the class pet 27) Kiss someone of the same gender |
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neongoo51
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| 04 Feb 2011 03:06 PM |
28: Knock your teacher down on the floor, take their spot and say "Today's lesson is about noobs" 29: Each time your teacher says something, interrupt by saying "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID" 30: Leave a note on the teachers desk saying "Whoever sits in this desk is a moron", then scatter alot of notes around the desk saying "DIE" 31: If your teacher is extremly boring, show them your list of 30 ways to get sent home, then shout "THIS IS SPARTA!!!" and kick them down into the trash can. 32: Whenever the teacher is going to say a noun, say "Derp" |
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mast5614
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| 04 Feb 2011 03:10 PM |
33.kick your teacher 34.call your teacher a stupid noob
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| 04 Feb 2011 03:30 PM |
| 35: Get in a plane and fly it into the school roof into your classroom and commit suicide. |
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| 04 Feb 2011 03:42 PM |
36.Yell LEERRROOOYYY JEENNNKIINNSSS In math when your teacher doesnt notice 37.Ru naroudn the room knocking everything on the ground 38.Run out of the classroom yelling "THIS IS SPARTAAAA!!!" 39.I actualy did this...Get out of your seat and erase everything on the white board and say "I just twitched a lot..." |
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PunkRox
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| 04 Feb 2011 09:06 PM |
40) Scream the lyrics to TEETH by lady gaga in the teacher's face 41) Slaughter all your classmates 42) Eat up your teachers wire on their mouse 43) Make out with your phone playing a romantic song when your teacher is in the middle of a VERY important lesson. |
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| 04 Feb 2011 09:20 PM |
44. Throw a pencil at the teachers butt 45. Fart in the teachers water when she isn't looking 46. Bring an iPod and make a fart sound affect when class is boring 47. Tell a kid that he is fat and make him freak 48. Steal the teachers laptop when she is not looking |
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snakehunt
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| 04 Feb 2011 09:41 PM |
49:RICKROLL IN FRONT OF TEH CLASS! >:D
50:Dress like a black guy and steal the Teacher's red bike. |
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| 04 Feb 2011 09:53 PM |
| 51: Strap a bomb to yourself and say SUICIDE and pull the string |
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| 04 Feb 2011 09:56 PM |
| 52.Wear nothing and roll on your lunch |
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keanaan
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| 04 Feb 2011 10:18 PM |
| 53. If the principal walks in, take anything and slap her with it. |
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| 04 Feb 2011 10:21 PM |
| 54. Stab the ugliest classmate repeatingly. |
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Togy
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| 04 Feb 2011 10:35 PM |
| 55:get your homwork and rip it and scream: THIS IS CRAP, NO REALLY ITS CRAP |
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| 04 Feb 2011 11:50 PM |
| 57. Ask her the question "If you teach the untaught, how do you teach them?" |
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