Hyraphax
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| 08 Aug 2011 01:59 PM |
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
oh yeah internet |
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| 08 Aug 2011 02:01 PM |
| So what about that airline food? |
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| 08 Aug 2011 02:02 PM |
@Zoo
Why did I laugh at that? |
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Hyraphax
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| 08 Aug 2011 02:02 PM |
| You guys are doing good, but it's not great though. abut nice try. |
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| 08 Aug 2011 02:03 PM |
@Mylittleponyman I laughed whilst typing it..... but i have no idea... |
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| 08 Aug 2011 02:04 PM |
So there was this fat chick.
She died of a heartattack.
Lol'd yet? :D |
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Hyraphax
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| 08 Aug 2011 02:04 PM |
| @bol I kind of lol'd at yours. |
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Hyraphax
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| 08 Aug 2011 02:05 PM |
| @that I lol'd at yours. XD |
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Storm980
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| 08 Aug 2011 02:06 PM |
A man walked into a bar. Ouch.
If tomato is a fruit, does that make ketchup a smoothie? |
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| 08 Aug 2011 02:06 PM |
so what did the kamikaze piolt say to his students?
im only gonna do this once |
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| 08 Aug 2011 02:06 PM |
What's worse than 50 nekkid guys walking in a circle?
-if one of them stops |
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Hyraphax
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| 08 Aug 2011 02:07 PM |
| @storm I already heard yours. @all others Your doing good. |
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| 08 Aug 2011 02:08 PM |
| As I was typing this, my mom told me a funny joke. "Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other SLIDE!!!!" Du DU TSSSS |
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Hyraphax
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| 08 Aug 2011 02:10 PM |
What did the hamburger couple name their child?
Patty
What tree has the best bark?
Dog wood
What did the corn say when it got frustrated?
'Aw, Shucks'
*crickets chirp* |
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| 08 Aug 2011 02:13 PM |
i saw something like this from some else's post
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken. Get it? Get it? Get it? BECAUSE IT WAS A CHICKEN! IT WASNT A BLOODY DUCK! |
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| 08 Aug 2011 02:15 PM |
| I'd like to be the first to congratulate Amy Winehouse on 24 hours of sobriety. |
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| 08 Aug 2011 02:16 PM |
@thekiller
i'll make it a bloody chicken |
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Dman12259
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| 08 Aug 2011 02:16 PM |
what's worse than a dead baby? the holocaust |
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Whatchris
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Hyraphax
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| 08 Aug 2011 02:21 PM |
@Hyra
I do not know how you are.
These jokes are horrible. |
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