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| 08 Aug 2011 08:40 AM |
People just adore me around here. They can't stop reading the words I type! So I shall show you just how to be smart!
(Note: No matter how smart you end up being by reading this, you are NOT at smart as me. I am, and forever will be, the smartest person throughout the entire universe. I'm telling the truth, boys and girls.)
Step one: STUDY MY WORK CAREFULLY. After all, I am the smartest person throughout the entire universe.
Step two: REALIZE THAT I AM THE SMARTEST PERSON THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. Stop being in denial. It's not that hard to realize it, boys and girls.
Step three: READ BOOKS. Books are these awesome things that are usually small! They have several sheets of paper-- almost all of them containing awesome words! Books should not only help you be smart, but they will help you realize that I am indeed the smartest person throughout the entire universe.
Step four: EAT YUMMY FOOD THAT'S GOOD FOR YOU. Things like spinach and other yummy fruits and veggies that are good for you help you be not only smart, but strong too! I should know, because I'm the smartest person throughout the entire universe.
Step five: SAY TO YOURSELF, EVERYDAY, THAT LIVESIEVOL(Me.) IS THE SMARTEST PERSON THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. If you can't speak, then think it. It's pretty much the easiest thing here!
OPTIONALLY: Wear smart looking glasses. They make you look smart.
I wear glasses so I look like the smartest person throughout the entire universe-- Hey-- I AM the smartest person throughout the entire world!
-Livesievol
(Note: Remember that I am, and forever will be, the smartest person throughout the entire universe and NOTHING can change that.)
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| 08 Aug 2011 08:41 AM |
| That's a very handy guide. |
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| 08 Aug 2011 08:42 AM |
What happened to your old thread? Deleted? |
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| 08 Aug 2011 08:42 AM |
| Done with step two through five, along with optional step. May you please give links to examples of your work? |
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Axional
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| 08 Aug 2011 08:42 AM |
| Worst guide ever, everyone has a different opinion on you. You can't change that. |
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| 08 Aug 2011 08:50 AM |
@Axional Nope. This is the best guide ever. |
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| 08 Aug 2011 08:52 AM |
"too*"
um no wtf idiot noob |
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Axional
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| 08 Aug 2011 08:53 AM |
@HiGuiseIts There's no need to be jealous. |
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| 08 Aug 2011 08:54 AM |
@Axional Okay. Keep on saying that. It doesn't change that this is the best guide ever. |
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| 08 Aug 2011 08:55 AM |
"There's no need to be jealous."
then why are you jelous of me
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH PWNEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!! XDDDD |
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| 08 Aug 2011 08:56 AM |
@HiGuiseIts I'm not jelous of you. Nor am I jealous of you. |
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| 08 Aug 2011 08:57 AM |
"I'm jelous of you. I am jealous of you."
yeah i know you are |
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| 08 Aug 2011 08:58 AM |
@Guise Who are you talking to? I saw nobody who typed that. |
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| 08 Aug 2011 08:59 AM |
"Who are you talking to? I saw nobody who typed that."
you did because your so jelous of me because i pwn im cool and awesome and amazing |
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| 08 Aug 2011 09:00 AM |
@Guise I know you're awesome and amazing and cool, but why would I be jealous if I'm the smartest, coolest, most awesome person throughout the entire universe? |
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| 08 Aug 2011 09:01 AM |
"I know you're awesome and amazing and cool, but why would I be jealous if I'm the smartest, coolest, most awesome person throughout the entire universe?"
if you were that you wouldnt be jelous
but you arent that so your jelous
duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh idiot noob |
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| 08 Aug 2011 09:03 AM |
@Guise It appears that you're in denial, HiGuiseItsChaos4. |
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| 08 Aug 2011 09:03 AM |
"It appears that you're in denial, HiGuiseItsChaos4"
no im not denying that your jelous of me
pwneeeeeed |
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| 08 Aug 2011 09:07 AM |
@Guise Your jokes are funny. You should really be a comedian. |
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| 08 Aug 2011 09:10 AM |
"Your jokes are funny. You should really be a comedian."
i bet your jelous of my jokes too |
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