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| 07 Aug 2011 10:54 PM |
who needs help with a relationship? I feel like helpin wif dat kinda thing today.. |
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| 07 Aug 2011 10:55 PM |
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Test8
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| 07 Aug 2011 10:55 PM |
| Dr. Drew says AEghost needs some bonding time with his 3rd cousin. |
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maubinlol
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| 07 Aug 2011 10:56 PM |
| My cat won't talk to me >:. Fix it. |
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| 07 Aug 2011 10:56 PM |
@GM, If thats who I think it is, +20 coolness points |
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| 07 Aug 2011 10:57 PM |
@maubin Feed it, and while it's eating pick it up and pull its tail. It will talk to you. |
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ichigo72
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| 07 Aug 2011 10:58 PM |
| Hey, it's a lot better when you're in a relationship. |
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| 07 Aug 2011 11:00 PM |
No one likes me!
~The other Monica |
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Recesity
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| 07 Aug 2011 11:04 PM |
| So I took a bite of my cookie, but I forgot to finish it. It's been pretty mad at me and wouldn't listen when I said I'd make up for it by eating it with milk later, but it wouldn't listen! What do I do? |
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| 07 Aug 2011 11:09 PM |
Ah, victor.
Liking someone isn't all based on looks.
(Don't take this the wrong way, I don't want to sound like I'm bragging but it's the truth) My gf is a super attractive girl who has a lot of guys after her, and I wasn't the best choice out of all of the others, yet she chose me and now we're dating.
I had something the others didn't: confidence. If you have the guts to walk up and talk to a girl, flirt with them, and actually be confident, the girls won't be able to get enough of you. Some of them like a challenge and not just a guy they know they can get. If they look really good and know they can get any guy they want, and suddenly a guy she can't get comes along, wouldn't you think she would want them? It gets somewhat confusing.
But you can start with the basics: shower frequently smell good have nice hair get nice clothes
After that, be confident, and be yourself. Girls also love honest guys - ones they can trust. Trust not to cheat, trust that they're not players, etc.
Good luck. |
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| 07 Aug 2011 11:12 PM |
@rece, Buy some cookies 'n' cream ice cream and let it sit out in front of your cookie. After you let it sit for two hours put out a jar of jelly and put a "U" infront of the "jelly" on the label. Then it will say sorry and want to go in your milk, because he didn't know what he had until it was gone. |
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Whyhabbo
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| 07 Aug 2011 11:14 PM |
@whyhabbo Can't you post it here, for future reference of people with a similar problem? |
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| 07 Aug 2011 11:33 PM |
| Thank you! My cookie and I are best friends again! But my cookie keeps tackling the cookies and cream for some reason. |
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| 07 Aug 2011 11:35 PM |
Whenever that happens bring out the "ujelly" jelly and put it inbetween them. They are both jelly of eachother, and once they realise it they can work it out. |
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| 07 Aug 2011 11:38 PM |
| Yeah, it worked. The both teamed up and murdered my uelly jelly. We are now all friends. |
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Pepoles
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| 07 Aug 2011 11:45 PM |
| My GF. I Just realized she's a man. Help. :) |
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| 07 Aug 2011 11:53 PM |
@Pepoles This kind of thing happens all the time, over the internet anyway. You have to break up immediately and move. Move far away. Before you do so, take a jar of mayo and put a note in it. The note will give directions to a gas station on the other side of the country. Within that gas station there will be directions to a contact they will have to find. He will guide them from there. Throw the jar of mayo through their window and run into your car and drive. You should be safe from there. |
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Pepoles
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| 07 Aug 2011 11:54 PM |
I already tried it. :O
Then.... I was Stabbed! *Dramatic Catchphrase Music Here* |
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SolarityX
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| 07 Aug 2011 11:59 PM |
| I need hep with my relationship with my computer. it never agrees with me and sometimes just randomly shuts down and freezes on me and walks away D: |
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