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| 07 Aug 2011 10:36 PM |
Well f___ you, it's got nothing on mine. My mom practically kicked my a__ out of the house before I even hit 13, and i never even met my dad. My only friend 'till I was 10 was the f___ot prick next store who was always beating the s___ out of me and telling me I wasn't worth s___. It's not like I even had a choice. The next town had like nine people in it. I s___ you not. My entire adolescence was just moving aroudn from place to place trying to get along with people who didn't even want me.
You think that's bad? Well I'll tell you what: I did make a firend. Some Asian guy in his thirties or something, who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get girls. The only perk was that I also got to hang out with this cute ginger chick. She was as flat as a board, but she was a total nymph. She must have been a sadist or something, because she always seemed to take pleasure in hitting me, and telling me how she loved to get wet.
But dear God, the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT seem to avoid. You know these types of couples that are absolutely sickening? You know, they wear matching clothes, and finish each other's sentences? Yeah, they were creepers all right, and they had a cat. None of them would ever shut up.
Like I said, I ended up moving from town to town, I got into fights with people my age, and sometimes, I even fought adults.
The only thing that kept me going was that I wanted to be the very best. Like no one ever was. To catch them was my real test, and to train them was my cause. |
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Dman12259
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| 07 Aug 2011 10:37 PM |
I've seen this already. Nice job reposting. |
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soar2344
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| 07 Aug 2011 10:37 PM |
| Did you had to post your whole life on roblox??? |
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Hello777
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| 07 Aug 2011 10:38 PM |
| i knew the reference when you said "kicked out at 13." |
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LittleKaz
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| 07 Aug 2011 10:40 PM |
| http://www.roblox.com/Cool-Story-bro-item?id=58474249 |
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mudaquil
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roblo992
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| 07 Aug 2011 10:43 PM |
POKEMON GOTTA CATCH EM' ALL |
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pivotmana
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| 07 Aug 2011 10:43 PM |
Copy-pasta'd.
And, if it was true, do you honestly think ANYONE gives a crap? |
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roblo992
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| 07 Aug 2011 10:46 PM |
@Pivot
It's a reference to pokemon
His mom kicked him out, GARY is his evil friend, Misty is the ginger haired girl, Brock is the asian, The couple is Team Rocket. |
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| 07 Aug 2011 10:47 PM |
| Yes, and this is copypasta'd of something that was copypasta'd on forechan. |
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pivotmana
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| 07 Aug 2011 10:50 PM |
| Not even going to answer that. |
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pivotmana
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| 07 Aug 2011 10:50 PM |
By the way, I got the Pokemon reference just now.
I facedesked because I facepalmed at this fail, but when really I was the one who failed.
FACEDESK THE FACEPALM. |
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| 07 Aug 2011 11:01 PM |
Good, you need to be toughened up.
Too many weak kids out there nowadays. |
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