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Re: 16 reasons why the Detroit Lions will go 16-0 this year

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speckledorfthesecond is not online. speckledorfthesecond
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07 Aug 2011 09:36 PM
1. I have it on good authority that Nate Burleson plans to play Queen’s “We Are the Champions” before and after every home game. Away games will continue to be all about “The Humpty Dance.”

2. Jahvid Best’s Jedi training is nearly complete.

3. If I’m only going based on what this one caller from this one sports talk radio show said, it’s pretty obvious. I mean, if the Lions run more good plays and start putting more points on the board than the teams they’re “versing,” they will leave it all on the field and give 110 percent.

4. Lions head coach Jim Schwartz described this year’s squad as “bout it, bout it.”

5. Statistically speaking, a team has never gone 8-40 over the most recent three seasons and NOT won every single game the very next year.

6. So, I’ve been playing a lot of Madden on PS3 in the off-season, and although I’m still not very good, I can typically beat my kid handily when playing as the Lions. Could this be the omen we’ve been waiting for?

7. Word around the campfire is that the rest of the league “ain’t really feeling it” this year. Fact: this bodes well for your Detroit Lions.

8. Matthew Stafford spent most of his rehab time perfecting his level 38 healing spell.

9. Statistically speaking, a team has never gone 53 years without a title and NOT followed up that streak with a 16-0 record.

10. Take a look at the O-line. Go ahead. Do it! I don’t really have a specific point to make about the O-line, I just wanted an excuse to use “O-line” multiple times in this list. Say it with me now: O-line!

11. Brandon Pettigrew bet his entire Saved-by-the-Bell DVD collection on an undefeated season. Controversially enough, the person he bet was Martin Mayhew.

12. If I’m only going based on what this one host of this one sports talk radio show said, it’s pretty obvious. I mean, if the Lions just take care of the football and take it one game at a time and establish the run game and want it more and play the full 60 minutes, they will surely take it to the next level.

13. According to the Nostradamus prophecy :“The young lion, shall overcome the older. On the field of battle, by singular duel;Through armor of gold, his eye will be pierced, Two wounds in one, then to die a cruel death.” Despite this being the first Google result for “Nostradamus prophecy, lion,” and the fact that this is supposedly about a 16th century duel between French King Henry II and Captain Montgomery of the Scottish Guard, this can only mean that the Detroit Lions will win every single game this season.

14. By the power of Greyskull, THEY HAVE THE POWER!!!

15. Statistically speaking, a team has never gone 0-16 and then NOT gone 16-0 a few years later.

16. Four words: new placekicker, Brandon Inge.

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jimbobucky1 is not online. jimbobucky1
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07 Aug 2011 09:37 PM
Oh tato u so silly
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Immawinnar is not online. Immawinnar
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07 Aug 2011 09:42 PM
I know right, 16-0 that's comedy.
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speckledorfthesecond is not online. speckledorfthesecond
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07 Aug 2011 09:44 PM
but statistics show that after infinite years of sucking, teams go 16-0
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agentdylan is not online. agentdylan
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07 Aug 2011 09:45 PM
Listen im a detriot boi and i say they'll go 8-8
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speckledorfthesecond is not online. speckledorfthesecond
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07 Aug 2011 09:45 PM
i'll say they win the first 5 games then lose the rest
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speckledorfthesecond is not online. speckledorfthesecond
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07 Aug 2011 09:46 PM
then, after acquiring free agent jamarcus russel (because stafford went down with a broken thumb and retired)in the off season, they'll lose the first 3 games then lose the rest
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Dorian26 is not online. Dorian26
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07 Aug 2011 10:05 PM
Number 17: Suh said so!
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