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| 07 Aug 2011 09:42 PM |
Greetings, friend. I just hope this works before it's too late. You may not believe in aliens, but I can tell you, they're coming. A while ago they sent our government a message via satilite, giving then a DNA sample of their kind, and ten years to prepare defences. The tenth year was last year. They are on their way. These creatures are extremely ruthless and violent, and can tear apart a human with their bare hands. They consider everything in life a game, taking over all planets on their path to universal domination and laughing and joking all the way. Since their is no way we could defeat them with our usual methods, scientists have been desperately testing, searching forsomething poison to them in hopes of servival. We have found only one answer: an invisibe coating on a wolves claws and teeth. We need all the wolves we can get. Since we could never find and train enough wild wolves in time, we have developed a machine that rearranges human DNA into a wolf, in a way that we can still talk, walk on two legs, and pick things up. You will be able to turn back once the war is over, if you are a soldier. Will you help? Anyone off the street can do this and it causes no pain. All we need for registration is this:
Name (first only) Gender Indication if you have served or are serving in a devision of the army Indication of any fight training wolf species(you get to choose) State or country
You will undergo intence training, from teachers who were wolves originally (you will be able to communicate with them, as well as all animals.)
Here are the rules: 1 no fighting 2 no howling at night 3 the rules can change at any time and you are entitltled to know these amendments 4 no communication with humans
Go to the nearest military base and mention the war of the wolves. You will be given a designated barrack and will live there for two weeks of training (or until the aliens arrive). Once your training is completed you will be given accomodations near the base until the arrival. Food will be supplied twice a day. When they come, all humans living outside a city or town will be advised to take any pets and needed belongings and leave to the nearest (city or town). When this fateful time comes, you will be escorted to form a barrier with you bretheren around the nearest town or city. We hope you will join and I hope you survive regardless. |
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