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spartan3384 is not online. spartan3384
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04 Apr 2011 10:48 PM
NINE-PWN-PWN (Pilot)


1 year after the zombie invasion ended....

Noob sat in front of his TV at his happy home in robloxia. He sighed as he flipped threw channels. "lol joe l00k." He said pointing to the screen. Only nobody replied. "o....i 4got...." He said with a frown.

Noob no longer had anyone to talk to. He paced his living room floor, wondering what to do to pass the time. He heard a ching! sound come from outside. He ran out to see what was going on. It was the paper boy. He threw a newspaper at Noobs feet. "hay!" Noob yelled. "st4y off mah propertah 0r i sh00t joo." "Whatever man." The paper boy said. "Hey Erik!" Another boy called. "You wanna throw the 'ol pig skin around for a bit?" "Ya sure, right after i finish this block." Noob looked up and saw two dogs playing tug 'o war with a dead rat. He also saw a strange tall man without a face in a suit hand a baseball to a young man with sideburns and a mask on. "Just keep your eye on the ball." The tall man told him. "Sure thing buddy!" Noob starred at them. "Buddy! Buddy! Buddy!" The words echoed in his head. Everyone had a friend. What about him? "dats BULLCRAP!!!1" Noob said running and kicking a rock into the river next to his house.

He got into his car and decided to take a little drive. He drove to the top of the red bridge and admired the view. He wasn’t paying enough attention though. His car slammed into another car. He looked up to see a Guest sitting in a car, looking at him The guest frowned, and his seat shot up in the air, launching him into the river. "OMG ILL SAVES U!!" Noob cried, diving into the river after him.

Guest looked down. Well, at least he would land in some nice cold refreshing- WHAP! Guest had hit the metallic part of the bridge. He groaned, and slipped into the river. "SW4N D!VE!" Noob yelled as he impacted on the water. He swam to the Guests body, and using all his might, pushed him to the surface. "HALP! HALP MEH!!! I CNT SWEM!!1" He cried, flapping his arms. Guest opened his eyes, and saw that they were speeding towards a waterfall off the edge of town! He shoved himself into Noob, and they both crashed into the side of the river. Noob pulled himself out, and pulled guest halfway out. The current somewhat helped him. He looked up. "h3lp... some1 help pls." He asked.

Noob looked up, and saw the paper boy and his friend throwing a football back and forth at each other. Noob got an idea. He hoisted Guest onto his shoulders, and ran towards there bike. "Hey is that guy hurt?" The paper boy asked. "LOLOLOL!!!!!11" Noob lol'ed as he threw Guests body into the basket, and drove off. Then, something crossed his mind. He raced back real quick. "iou 1 fr33 bike kk?" Noob said. Then, he took off to his house.

He plopped Guest onto his couch, and tried to wake him up. "i no." Noob said. He leaned over, and gave Guest a wet sloppy kiss on the mouth. Guests eyes snapped open, and he punched Noob. "wat? u supost 2 go muth 2 muth rite? lol nub." Guest tried to stand up, but his leg hurt from the fall. "wat shuld we du?" Noob asked. Guest pointed to the phone in Noobs house. "gud idea guest." Noob said. Noob picked up the phone, and slammed it against Guests leg. Guests face turned from white to red, and he fell over. "didnt wrk" Noob said, walking off. "ima g0 ask g3wglez" Guest picked up the phone, and dialed 9-1-1. A lady’s voice came on from the other end. "911 what is your emergency?" Guest wanted to scream that he had been kidnapped by an idiot, and his leg might be broken, but we all know Guests can’t talk. He looked at the TV, and saw an AD. It was his only hope. He held the phone up the the TV speaker. "My leg hurt real bad." A man said. "I hurt it from swimming." "Oh. Well sir, it appears you have just stressed your leg muscle. It should go away in a couple of hours." Guest breathed a sigh of relieve, and hung up. "l0l gu3st." Noob said. "g00gl3 said dat if u put ah frawg in yer mouth u getz a killar buzzzz." Guest sighed. It was going to be a long couple of hours.

Guests leg finally stopped hurting, no thanks to Noob. The two of them walked outside, and the sun began to set. Noob sat on the steps to his house, and Guest began to walk away. He looked back at Noob. Maybe he was just a bit to mean to him. Noob sat there, drawing pictures of tickets in the dirt with a stick. "*sniff*" Noob was trying not to cry. He had a chance to make a friend, and he blew it. Noob looked up at starred at Guest with puppy dog eyes. "3:" Guest sighed and rolled his eyes. He walked back towards Noob, and extended his hand. " u wantz 2 be mah frend?" Noob asked. Guest nodded. Noob shot up with a huge smile on his face. He shook Guests hand up and down over and over. "LOL COM OM IMA SHOW U UR ROOM!!!1" Noob said, running into the house. Guest walked in. Mabey Noob wasn’t so bad after all.
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spartan3384 is not online. spartan3384
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04 Apr 2011 10:50 PM
PS: Sorry if you guys find any typos (besides in the Noob talk). My spellcheck is pretty crappy.
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Robloxsniper5 is not online. Robloxsniper5
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04 Apr 2011 10:56 PM
Cool story bro. I want more! More by tommarow!
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spartan3384 is not online. spartan3384
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04 Apr 2011 11:23 PM
Im trying to put up the next one, but it says its breaking a roblox rule. Typical.
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DarknessKing200 is not online. DarknessKing200
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04 Apr 2011 11:30 PM
Did it have the word a.ge in it?
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SwedishLemon is not online. SwedishLemon
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05 Apr 2011 02:46 AM
awsome! oh and in the next chapter make guest use safechat(guests are able to use safechat) it will make it FAR more interesting
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captaincrazyman is not online. captaincrazyman
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05 Apr 2011 07:20 AM
derp-de-herp-de-derp
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Meg10 is not online. Meg10
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05 Apr 2011 11:11 AM
Mute guests ftw
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SwedishLemon is not online. SwedishLemon
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05 Apr 2011 11:18 AM
>:( guests are awsome! there way smarter then noobs
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Meg10 is not online. Meg10
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05 Apr 2011 11:22 AM
Indeed.
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Linkhero13 is not online. Linkhero13
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05 Apr 2011 11:31 AM
How about guests have there own language known as "Safechatish."
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Meg10 is not online. Meg10
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05 Apr 2011 11:40 AM
I just like it as is.
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supercommander is not online. supercommander
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05 Apr 2011 12:41 PM
Guest should've said "Wanna be friends?" Near the end when he walked back over to Noob. Just a small nitpick. :P

Anyway, good story.
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Meg10 is not online. Meg10
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05 Apr 2011 12:54 PM
MOAR
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Secretivebman101 is not online. Secretivebman101
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05 Apr 2011 03:26 PM
MOAR NAO
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05 Apr 2011 03:28 PM
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Secretivebman101 is not online. Secretivebman101
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05 Apr 2011 03:30 PM
If you dun like it. Get out.
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BlazinKid12 is not online. BlazinKid12
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05 Apr 2011 03:31 PM
Cry some more, Secretive.
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Secretivebman101 is not online. Secretivebman101
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05 Apr 2011 03:32 PM
Who said I was crying?
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05 Apr 2011 03:32 PM
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BlazinKid12 is not online. BlazinKid12
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05 Apr 2011 03:33 PM
"Get out."

thars your answer
By the way, you can't force someone to get off of a thread. He never flamed it - he simply stated the idea was overused.

I like it.
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Secretivebman101 is not online. Secretivebman101
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05 Apr 2011 03:33 PM
@Briar
Ikr?
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05 Apr 2011 03:35 PM
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Secretivebman101 is not online. Secretivebman101
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05 Apr 2011 03:37 PM
@Briar
Oh yeah.....That's so bad, you sir. Have no respect for spreading this filth around. Now get out.
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05 Apr 2011 03:39 PM
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