Noahrocks
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| Joined: 09 May 2008 |
| Total Posts: 2642 |
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| 06 Aug 2011 03:00 PM |
User: Do you know Mick Jagger?
Cleverbot: Do you know me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you know romar.
User: Knock, knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: Your face.
Cleverbot: Your face who?
User: What the heck are you talking about?
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Maroon 5.
Cleverbot: Maroon 5 are horrible.
User: Why would you say that Maroon 5 is horrible?
Cleverbot: Because you did the same.
User: I hate you, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You just said you hate yourself.
User: Do you like the song, Misery?
Cleverbot: Don't know.
User: I got the moves like jagger.
Cleverbot: Let me see them, please.
User: You better give a little more.
Cleverbot: NEVER! He's gonna be my ninja.
User: Now I stutter.
Cleverbot: Aaaah, yes. True.
User: You were attacked by the Maroon 5 ninja.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: Everything I said before references Maroon 5. You didn't notice.
Cleverbot: In other words, you are programmed to be a teenager.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You said we are all together on of the same birds of a feather. I don't understand what that means exactly. To make it more clear, it's like we are all on the same page.
User: Will you sing the spongebob song for me?
Cleverbot: I don't like kanye West.
User: But Beyonce had the best video of the year!
Cleverbot: My Friend is afraid of you.
User: It's a double rainbow all the way!
Cleverbot: Hahahaha.
User: I'm posting this on roblox.
Cleverbot: Where is the forums?
User: You are my RULER!
Cleverbot: No! You are MY slave.
User: NO U!
Cleverbot: Do you like the mythbusters?
User: Who doesn't?
Cleverbot: What movies do you like?
User: Movies that would get us both in trouble.
Cleverbot: Really, why do you like them?
User: Because the ponies are awesome. Pinkie Pie is the worst, though.
Cleverbot: We are, but you are a robot, I just want you to admit it.
User: Lets roleplay.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: *walks near cleverbot* Put your clothes on!
Cleverbot: They have been on.
User: Now they have.
Cleverbot: Is he bleeding?
User: Yup. All you need is blood!
Cleverbot: No I have money.
User: Would you like to donate some to help save strawberry fields?
Cleverbot: Yes I would.
User: We all live in a yellow submarine.
Cleverbot: In a yellow submarine.
User: You got owned by a Beatles ninja.
Cleverbot: What you don't want to talk to me? I thought we were friends.
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: You just said you loved me.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Don't go.
User: I'm calling for a divorce.
Cleverbot: Yes, Master.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Hello.
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