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gking19 is not online. gking19
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06 Aug 2011 12:55 AM
1. Two cops walked into a room with no windows and found a dead man who obviously hung himself from the ceiling, though they couldn't figure out how. There was no chair beneath him that he might have jumped off of, or a table. Just a puddle of water. How did he do it?

2. At the beach. A bell rings, a woman dies. What happened?

3. A man dies of thirst in his own home. Hows is this possible?

4. The one who makes it sells it.
The one who buys it doesn't use it.
The one who's using it doesn't know he's using it.

5. I have head and tail but no body. What am I?

6. I run but I don't walk I scream but I don't talk. What am I \?

7. A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

8. A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."

The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.

In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

9. A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?

10. Sergi and Sally where sitting in their family room one night. While Sergi was watching T.V his wife Sally was reading. All of a sudden the power went out and Sergi decided to go to bed, but Sally kept on reading. With no use of artificial light, Sally kept on reading. How?
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HaHaHaFail is not online. HaHaHaFail
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06 Aug 2011 12:59 AM
1, The man hung himself over a block of ice

6. walkytalky

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HaHaHaFail is not online. HaHaHaFail
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06 Aug 2011 12:59 AM
10. Sally was blind and i was a book with those bumps i nthem
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HaHaHaFail is not online. HaHaHaFail
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06 Aug 2011 01:04 AM
2. the bell was the warning for a shark near by or red tide or something of the sorts and she died becuase of whatever the bell wrung for,
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x001 is not online. x001
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06 Aug 2011 01:05 AM
8.)

The paper was see-through.
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HaHaHaFail is not online. HaHaHaFail
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06 Aug 2011 01:05 AM
8. The paper was a mecial paper with the boys weight on it...?
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HaHaHaFail is not online. HaHaHaFail
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06 Aug 2011 01:05 AM
x001, how does that make the boy's weight show..?
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Shadowkuta is not online. Shadowkuta
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06 Aug 2011 01:06 AM
he wrote "your exact weight"
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x001 is not online. x001
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06 Aug 2011 01:07 AM
I read it wrong.

Now you've made me lost the answer to the head / tail one.


noob.
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HaHaHaFail is not online. HaHaHaFail
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06 Aug 2011 01:07 AM
5. Snake
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x001 is not online. x001
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06 Aug 2011 01:08 AM
DAMN YOU.

STEALING MY THOUGHTS.
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HaHaHaFail is not online. HaHaHaFail
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06 Aug 2011 01:08 AM
3. His house was in the desert.
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HaHaHaFail is not online. HaHaHaFail
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06 Aug 2011 01:09 AM
x001, youre kind of ruining your primary...
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x001 is not online. x001
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06 Aug 2011 01:10 AM
It's a money thing.

That means I can shout at you.

And give a healthy sum of money to another.

>:D
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HaHaHaFail is not online. HaHaHaFail
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06 Aug 2011 01:11 AM
7. She married a shirt?
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x001 is not online. x001
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06 Aug 2011 01:13 AM
One does not address a shirt as 'him'.
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HaHaHaFail is not online. HaHaHaFail
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06 Aug 2011 01:14 AM
It could be a guys shirt.
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Jordan2391023 is not online. Jordan2391023
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06 Aug 2011 01:20 AM
7. She's a photgrapher
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HaHaHaFail is not online. HaHaHaFail
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06 Aug 2011 01:22 AM
7.Shes a photographer

wtf is a photgrapher..
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Jordan2391023 is not online. Jordan2391023
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06 Aug 2011 01:23 AM
SAME THING... GOD I IS TIRED
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HaHaHaFail is not online. HaHaHaFail
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06 Aug 2011 01:27 AM
Do I get $$$ for working my mind to the farthest reaches of intellect to find the answers?
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darktrooper700labs is not online. darktrooper700labs
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06 Aug 2011 01:31 AM
I just used google.
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BloodbredTAC is not online. BloodbredTAC
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06 Aug 2011 01:56 AM
@10

She read braile.
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gking19 is not online. gking19
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06 Aug 2011 01:13 PM
Dark wins. I used google to find these. :3
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