hirasuzu
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| 02 Aug 2011 12:02 AM |
okay i'm really bored i have like an hour and 30 minutes left to waste so give me a sentence i will turn it into a short (badly written) story kay kay?
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Sentence:I dropped my glass of water onto the floor, and it cut my foot. Story:Not even a second after the cup slipped from my hand, a loud shatter hit my ear drums. The remains of my glass cup were scattered onto the wooden floor along with the water that was in it. I stepped back from the mess to see a small puddle of blood forming from my foot, and a shard of glass with blood on it.
okay simple enough rite who doesn't love crappy story-things |
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| 02 Aug 2011 12:03 AM |
| take off the stupid glasses because they're stupid and i hate them |
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hirasuzu
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| 02 Aug 2011 12:04 AM |
"take off the stupid glasses because they're stupid and i hate them"
i don't consider this to be a sentence to story sentence so i will go take off the glasses now :( |
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| 02 Aug 2011 12:05 AM |
| The "peas and lolz" guy is cool |
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| 02 Aug 2011 12:05 AM |
ok yay fine
my dog ate my homework
does that work for you |
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hirasuzu
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| 02 Aug 2011 12:11 AM |
"The "peas and lolz" guy is cool"
"Peas and Lolz". A signature thought up of JoeJohnson97 (OR SOMETHING I DON'T REMEMBER KK). Always funny, though getting banned a lot, he had several alts, and you would never see the last of him. Typically people liked him and he was well known for most of 2010, as he was cool.
that was like not story-ish but i tried okay
"my dog ate my homework"
A loud ripping sound alerted me to leap from the couch and into my bedroom. There, my dog, several bits of paper being what was left of my homework. "Bad dog!" I yelled (lol i couldn't think of a name for the dog) as I shoved him out. "How am I going to tell my teacher this...?" I thought. The next morning the teacher asked for everyone's homework to be handed in. "Err...I don't have mine..." I mumbled to the teacher when she asked me. "And what could have happened to it?" she responded with a sneer. "My dog ate it." I said quietly.
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Hello777
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| 02 Aug 2011 12:13 AM |
hmm, this could be interesting.
I whacked a headcrab in the face with a crowbar.
(i hope you know what headcrabs are) |
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Hello777
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| 02 Aug 2011 12:13 AM |
wait, WHAT DID I SAY? headcrabs dont have faces, do they? |
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hirasuzu
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| 02 Aug 2011 12:17 AM |
"hmm, this could be interesting.
I whacked a headcrab in the face with a crowbar.
(i hope you know what headcrabs are)"
yes i know what headcrabs are lol
Stumbling through a dirty, abandoned city of nothing but zombies and rubble of buildings, headcrabs had been infesting the area. My only weapon being a crowbar, I was nervous. Through alleys, I had not seen one headcrab yet. Suddenly crawling noises were behind me, and a headcrab leaped up as I began to turn around. With a quick jerk, the headcrab was beaten in the face onto the ground, slowly dying. |
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hirasuzu
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| 02 Aug 2011 12:20 AM |
| I WALKED INTO A PHARMACY AND STOLE SOME PILLS |
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hirasuzu
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| 02 Aug 2011 12:25 AM |
"I WALKED INTO A PHARMACY AND STOLE SOME PILLS"
The sliding automatic doors opened as I entered the pharmacy. Several generics medicines on shelves were all around me while casual music played. The room smelled strongly of antibiotics and cheap air fresheners. I approached the counter as a woman smiled and said "Hello! What do you need?". I pulled the small pistol from the inside of my jacket and pointed it to her. She gasped and backed away, grabbing something for defense. "Give me pills and nobody gets hurt." I responded sternly. "O-Okay..okay." the woman said in a panic. She threw a small bottle of pills at me and I left the pharmacy. |
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| 02 Aug 2011 12:27 AM |
and then i walked outside and louis was asking me for some of my pills
Peas and Lolz. |
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Hello777
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| 02 Aug 2011 12:29 AM |
just a joke, but attempt this?
i realised the FiM ponies were real. |
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| 02 Aug 2011 12:34 AM |
I own all zombies on Survival:Apocolipce (ROBLOX Game).
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hirasuzu
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| 02 Aug 2011 12:41 AM |
asdfgjl i was writing the stories then my netbook crashed oh well i gotta go anyway i'll send the stories to anyone else who didn't get them written |
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