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| 28 Jul 2011 07:18 AM |
An enormous banner featuring Rainbow Dash in a patriotic pose has been illegally draped on the front of the ROBLOX HQ during the night, sources in the headquarters say.
Press releases and independent reporting from multiple sources has confirmed the vandalism, which has since been removed by ROBLOX staff. As was previously suspected by capitol officials, the radical group Equestrian Evangelists did indeed claim responsibility for the act early this morning.
"The Robloxian government has forced our hoof," the press release read in part. "This is but one small step in the direction of the spreading of the gospel of the one and true best pony."
"We will not stop until this country is 20% cooler than it is right now," the release says.
This is not the first time the group has committed acts of vandalism and defacement to government property in pursuit of spreading word of Rainbow Dash, the group's de facto mascot. In 2009, the group performed a similar act on the Treasury building, claiming that it needed to produce Robloxian States currency featuring ponies instead of previous presidents.
President ROBLOX issued a response to the vandalism earlier this afternoon, stating in no uncertain terms that the group, which is based in Bloxxia, will feel the full might of the Robloxian States military for their latest transgression in what the President called 'pony patriotism'.
"The Robloxian States is, and has always been, loyal to Twilight Sparkle, and we, as a country, will not stand for this deliberate act of sabotage on our soil," the President said in his address to the American people.
"We have begun operations in Bloxxia to root out and bring the ringleaders of this organization to justice," ROBLOX said.
(Found this on a website about ROBLOX and MLP..) |
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| 28 Jul 2011 07:23 AM |
I FOUND PICTURES.
http://www.roblox.com/WHITE-HOUSE-UNDER-SIEGE-item?id=57723209
~Antneecb ---Mudkipz For All--- ---I Has Keyblade--- |
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| 28 Jul 2011 07:33 AM |
http://www.roblox.com/TelamonMLP-item?id=57749417
Found another one, poorly made though.....0.0 |
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