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| 17 Dec 2010 07:35 PM |
Startle a witch...
Wake up in the middle of the night because a witch is coming out of your tv to get your sugar then you notice your sleeping on top of you TV like and idiot
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| 17 Dec 2010 07:41 PM |
| Flying monkeys stole my homework. |
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| 17 Dec 2010 08:24 PM |
I was abducted by aliens! Then they probed me, sent me to more aliens, then they probed me, sent me to EVEN MOAR ALIENS, then moar aliens, andm ore probing, THEN THEY SENT ME TO AREA 51!!!
Tommy... Get to your seat. |
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| 17 Dec 2010 08:32 PM |
| my homework acted like a magnet to my upstairs window,and it took me very long to get it from their,so,im sorry im late |
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| 17 Dec 2010 09:00 PM |
| "I'm sorry I was late, I had to find a knife to meet someone in a dark alley..." |
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Quinn24e
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| 17 Dec 2010 10:34 PM |
| Playing M.I.N.E.C.R.A.F.T. |
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| 18 Dec 2010 12:36 AM |
| Chuck norris round house kicked me |
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GemHound
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| 18 Dec 2010 12:50 AM |
| I woke up 5 minutes ago :P |
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| 17 Apr 2011 02:34 PM |
| I was sucked into my Xbox. |
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mini2191
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| 17 Apr 2011 02:51 PM |
| I was dreaming about a staring contest with Weegee abd couldnt blink and slept for an extra 48 hours. |
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banga123
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| 29 May 2011 06:32 AM |
| cuse a creeper blowed up my house. |
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| 29 May 2011 06:48 AM |
Hmm... "Zombies ate my neighbors so i had to find my crowbar and beat the crap out of the zombies before my mum qould let me go to school |
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| 29 May 2011 07:34 AM |
I shot down fifty Confederate men, but to my loss, over 80 of my men were killed Resulting in the Block War 5...........
Jhonnie, that was Franklin Sccot. |
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kaizz
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samkhoa
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| 29 May 2011 08:45 AM |
| because i like my dignity and self asteam |
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| 29 May 2011 01:43 PM |
| I had so much fun watching a little kid blow up the moon that I didn't notice it was 12:25! And nor did I notice that I've grown buttcheeks. |
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