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| 26 Jul 2011 11:52 AM |
OHAI! It is me! The famous and epic Mrbeastcod, also know as Corporal Beast or Corporal Zargos. Now sit down! It is story time!
In a super epic city far far away, in a house even farther away, was a super epic little child. My family a nice little life in the outskirts of Vyyrahk city.
But what I didnt know was that there were terribly scipted and ugly colored Vortex Security shipsright outside the city. They came through the atmosphere and bombed the main parts of the city. Many civillians died. The Vaktovian Empire sent the soldeirs to destory the ships.
Many Vaktovians died. But the ships were to expensive to lose. The VS started to retrat. The AA guns came out and fired at the ships. Most ships got away. But one ship got hit hard. It started to swerve, and the captain couldnt keep control of it. They were nearing the outskirts of town, where my family and I watched in horror the battle.
Lets back up a little bit. My name is Zargos Myani. My father was Czechment Myani. He was a worker in the city. I had some brothers as well.
So lets see where we were... OH YES! The ship is speeding at my house. As we all ran inside we heard a big bang. I ran by the window and saw the ship crashed into the ground, and still had enough momentum to crash into the house. CHAPTER ONE! |
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| 26 Jul 2011 12:03 PM |
CHAPTER TWO!
The ship came in fast, and broke the entire house. I heard screams and saw rubble everywhere. Then I blacked out. When I awoke, there was nothing but rubble all arouund me. I managed to climb up out of the rubble, and couldnt find my family though.
I started walking into the main city. I walked into my local VAKmart, where you kill people, earn bounty. I walked back to the electronic section, my favorite part. On the big flat screen TV's was Vaktus. He was giving a speech.
Vaktus: "WE ARE NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE! IT IS OUR TIME TO STRIKE! WE WILL BLOW THEM HARD! OUR BEST SOLDIERS WILL BE ATTACKING! THEY WILL SEE THE FULL MIGHT OF OUR EMPIRE! LONG LIVE VAKTOVIA!"
Crowd: "LONG LIVE VAKTUS!" -crowd cheers-
Then, someone put a hood over my head. When the hood was taken off, I was in the presence of General Dologan. He explains that I was kidnapped by Colonel Isaac500, so that they can expiememt on me. He told me that he was going to turn me into a super Vaktovian. There were 9 other little boys lined up side by side next to me. They all were taken by a colonel as well. We walked into the testing room. I saw dead bodies everywhere. I watched as the other kids walked into the room, and Dologan press a button the electrutes them. If they survived, they could become the ultimate Vaktovian.
It was my turn. As I walked in, Colonel Isaac500 gave me a thumbs up. Dologan pressed the button, and I blacked out.
Nextthing I knew, I was on a gourney, with a medic over me and breathing tubes in my chest. When I opened my eyes, they announced I was awake. Dologan explained that I was the only one who survived. CHAPTER TWO END! |
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| 26 Jul 2011 12:03 PM |
| TAKE ME AWAY (take me away) A SECRET PLACE (A secret place) |
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| 26 Jul 2011 12:05 PM |
| GGRGARHGAHRGAHRGAHRGHAGRHAGRHARA GRHAG YOU SAID OHAI THAT IS SLANG YOU ARE EXILED ENJOY. |
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| 26 Jul 2011 12:07 PM |
| Your not famous and epic.... |
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| 26 Jul 2011 12:12 PM |
CHAPTER THREE!
Dologan told me that he was going to insert the DNA of all of the officers. I would be the super Vaktovian. So we went into another room, and he put a needle in my chest. Then some blood went through the tube, and then he pulled it out. Dologan said that the transaction was done. He told me that I had to go through the acadeny, to make sure the DNA was effective. He also told me that this all was a secret. If I told anyone, I would be subject to immediant execution.
I went through the academy very quickly. But what can I say? I have the DNA of officers... I was a Private in the Empire for a while. When I entered the Empire, VS was already beaten. We were on to RAT.
I found my dad when I was in The Empire. He got rescued and joined the Empire to get revenge.
You will notice that I have some scars (somtimes I wear a t-shirt that has bloody scars in it). I also lost one of my arms and one of my legs (as soon as I get enough money for Mr. Roboto). I have the scars from the needls and electicty. And one of my legs and one of my arms are gone from a raid on RAT. A RAT helicopter was searching for me, I hid behind a rock, and when it got near I jumped in it, killed the pilot and co-pilot, and started driving. NEVER TRUST THOSE RAT VEHICLES! It started to shake, then it started falling. The seatbelt wouldnt unlock, and when I crashed, the rubble crushed some of my bones.
END OF CHAPTER THREE!
So how was my story? |
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| 26 Jul 2011 12:13 PM |
| Many people say OHAI in the Empire. I know I am not famous... I was just joking... Gosh! |
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| 26 Jul 2011 12:23 PM |
| And I was like BUMP BUMP BUMP OOOOOHhhhhhh!!!!! BUMP BUMP BUMP OOOHHHH!!!! BUMP BUMP BUMP OOOOOHHHHHH! I THOUGHT YOU WOULD ALWAYS STAY ON TEH FRONT PAGE! OOOHHH! When I was 13, I killed my first RAT. It was so easy. They been chasing CT. |
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| 26 Jul 2011 12:48 PM |
I lost it at "OHAI"
It's litteraly smacking yourself in the face with a stamp the says
N O O B |
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| 26 Jul 2011 12:50 PM |
| You are self-obsessed with your own thread, therefore get a life, get a brain, and get out. |
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