AgentJJT
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| 26 Jul 2011 09:11 AM |
Now everyone, there's 2 types of trolls;
-Dumb trolls, who are usualy quite smart but act stupid, they throw random, irrevelent, un-logical insults at you, deny being a troll, and are just plain annoying.
-Smart trolls, who use logic and grammar to try and outwit you and act like YOU are the troll.
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Now, dumb trolls will appear anywhere or even start there own thread. If they appear on your thread thats for example 'Whats the best way to raid?' It will mostly like say something like 'idiots liek u cant raid remembr when u surrendered to us at your base lol noob...
Now, thats completely false, your seriously annoyed at this and feel like saying something like 'I've never even heard of you idiot, go away' do NOT, say that, thats a little thing called troll bait, and what you realy said was 'Come and say something false and irrevelent replying to what I said'
What you do is...absolutely NOTHING. The sad kid is probaly attention hungry, and by making others feel lower than him makes him/her seem above them, when actualy its him/her thats the unhappy one.
If others ask if what happend is true (about surrending), say the truth, no it dident this guys a random noob. If the troll comes back do NOT reply to him no matter what he sais, because what you just did is tell people the truth, but not directly talking to the troll.By showing 0 emotional effect over the thread and by having 0 contact with the troll but getting at him by talking to others, will cause a reverse effect that REALY annoys trolls as it destroys the object of there trolling.
Thats about it for dumb trolls, most of all WILL POWER not to reply.
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Smart trolls, wether there correcting your spelling/grammar mistakes repeatedly or not, just like dumb trolls they seek a reply, except, they feel above everyone else, they feel as if there already better than everyone and want to prove others wrong.
Example: Your thread is about Your fighting tactics. Smart troll sais, 'Your fighting tactics are pathetic, i've seen better from a pack of rabbid dogs. Besides I could barely read anything you said, you laid it out so badly, go back to nursery you loser.
You feel the anger eating away at you, you feel as if this guy needs setting straight, and finnaly you say, nothing. You continue your conversation with the people, but unlike dumb trolls they will feel succesful, as if they have achieved what they set out for, pushing you into submission and a weak attempt to ignore him, so what do you say? 'Dont feed the troll, he will only get hungrier' That will anger HIM and he will probaly say something smart but un logical, so what do you say?
Nothing, you've stated he's a troll, other viewers are aware of this and most likely wont bother defending you as it will only make him want to argue more.
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Troll threads, easiest way to kill, but hardest to achieve;
If no one posts on the thread, it wont have anything to reply to, it might bump the thread a few times but will lose interest faster than you can say good teamwork guys.
But, someone, somewhere will reply saying something like 'get out' or 'Grow up kid' So thats why its the hardest to achieve.
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Well, now you've read that or skipped to the bottom of the thread you either know what to do when you encounter a troll or your about to post TL;DR.
Use these tactics, and I assure you that failure will become a blur of the past when facing trolls, but remember that trolls dont show there emotions, the only way of knowing that you have won is if they dont post anymore.
Make lots of these for me eh? http://www.roblox.com/fail-troll-item?id=37381214
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YeeHawk
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AgentJJT
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| 26 Jul 2011 09:14 AM |
| Lol I was about to say inb4 that... |
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AgentJJT
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| 26 Jul 2011 09:14 AM |
| Just for the record, YES I HAVE ALOT OF TIME ON MY HANDS. |
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mrgreco10
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mrgreco10
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| 26 Jul 2011 09:31 AM |
| mrgreco is trying to be a troll, Also, I read the whole thing, amazingly, let's test it out... |
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AgentJJT
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| 26 Jul 2011 09:37 AM |
| Well glad to know someone read it. |
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oisin98
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| 26 Jul 2011 11:25 AM |
Nice, The smart troll pops up alot for me =/ In threads. |
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Axoon
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| 26 Jul 2011 11:59 AM |
Tl;Dr. Also, Says*.
Not 'Sais'. :D |
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z5151
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AgentJJT
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mmc0208
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| 26 Jul 2011 04:52 PM |
| I think I'm one of those smart trolls. In games, I always correct people with grammar. =3 |
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| 26 Jul 2011 05:01 PM |
| I read the whole thing e_e |
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Lissitski
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| 27 Jul 2011 11:45 AM |
| Thank you! Now I know how to deal with Smart trolls! |
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Yugiboy61
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| 28 Jul 2011 07:55 AM |
| So you're claiming that you need average intelligence to not be a troll? Funny. |
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| 28 Jul 2011 07:58 AM |
@Yuhi
You see here, mah boi. He does not mean that, He means, "Smart" Trolls are actually smart, and like pissing people off. There are Smart People who are not trolls.
<-|That's what she said|-> <-|Join KGB Right Now|-> |
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Yugiboy61
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| 28 Jul 2011 07:08 PM |
| And just how did you manage to break the filter? |
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Solotaire
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| 03 Aug 2011 05:24 PM |
lol one word summary: Killfile.
it really doesnt need a guide bro |
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