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| 23 Jul 2011 11:24 AM |
*Returns indoors*
Me: MLOOG! Have you set-up the second round of "refreshments" yet?
Mloog: Yes master.
Me: Perfect, we should be able to test our newest... "invention" *Twitch* soon. |
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| 23 Jul 2011 11:25 AM |
Hey!
I'm an Anti-Brony
Can I be hired? |
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mudkip74
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| 23 Jul 2011 11:26 AM |
I'm not sure if I should be worried for tow things.
•You want to get rid of us,
•Or you're going to try in some crazy way. |
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| 23 Jul 2011 11:31 AM |
(@Mudkip: I don't hate you guys at all, I respect your opinions, I just wanted to act like a mad scientist and the brony war was the first idea for an experiment that popped into my head... if it makes you feel better a killed one of theirs.)
Me: Sure go right on in. |
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| 23 Jul 2011 11:34 AM |
| Me: Follow me into the rumpus room, I would prefer a more comfortable atmosphere to discuss my terms. |
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| 23 Jul 2011 11:36 AM |
| Sure, Do I have to have one of those drinks? I'm not that thirsty. |
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| 23 Jul 2011 11:39 AM |
| Me: *Closes door behind them* Not really, take the seat on the left. |
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| 23 Jul 2011 11:43 AM |
Thanks, so what is my job.
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hawksfan
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| 23 Jul 2011 11:46 AM |
| Me: *breaks through the door* *plugs up speakers* *starts playing winter wrap up at max volume* |
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| 23 Jul 2011 11:46 AM |
Me: *Drinks* Oh, well I'm in charge of an electronics company, but recently we have started stocking new items, too many in my opinion because I can't keep track of my finances.
*Mloog locks door*
Me: Would you like to be my accountant? |
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| 23 Jul 2011 11:46 AM |
/flies through window asdf marmite here to apply i am |
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| 23 Jul 2011 11:48 AM |
I'm bad with maths, However what is the pay?
.... What was that locking noise? |
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| 23 Jul 2011 11:50 AM |
Me: The pay is handsome, £500 pounds a week, plus £100 joining bonus.
*Gas pumps into room* |
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| 23 Jul 2011 11:52 AM |
Do I smell gas?
Good thing I carry this gas mask with me, Incase of a zombie invasion where the infection spreads by gasses in the air.
But anyway, I am intrested in the job with that much pay. |
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| 23 Jul 2011 11:53 AM |
| Me: ... Persistant aren't you? *Takes out tranquiliser gun and shoots Indiana* |
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DAKKA33
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| 23 Jul 2011 11:54 AM |
"walks into room" wait what? |
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| 23 Jul 2011 11:54 AM |
....
Why did you shot that at m-
*Falls asleep* |
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| 23 Jul 2011 11:57 AM |
Me: *Evil smile* MLOOG! Take our subject to the basement, it's time to test our little, invention.
*Later*
*Looks down on Indiana, strapped down to a slab*
Me: He should wake up about now. |
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| 23 Jul 2011 11:57 AM |
DUN DUN DUN
HERE I COME, AND THANKFULLY, MY BROTHER GOT AN M40 GAS MASK IN THE MAIL YESTERDAYYY |
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| 23 Jul 2011 11:58 AM |
...
Where am I?
Why do I have a Dart sticking out of me? |
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| 23 Jul 2011 11:59 AM |
| Me: *Pulls out dart* That shouldn't be there... and you're in one of my... testing areas *Twitch*. |
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