AuDAuX
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| Joined: 22 Oct 2010 |
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| 22 Jul 2011 04:15 PM |
| i got a 14 day suspension for signing up my principal for eharmony |
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1999James
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| Joined: 08 Jan 2011 |
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| 22 Jul 2011 04:16 PM |
| deepthroats with popsicles |
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| 22 Jul 2011 04:17 PM |
| I got sent to the principals office in kindergarten when a kid was touching my hair,and then the principal called MY PARENTS for "disrupting other students",and the kid who was touching my hair just got sent back to the class. -.- |
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| 22 Jul 2011 04:17 PM |
| I bumped into my principals car (with my car) and tried to blame it on some geek |
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| 22 Jul 2011 04:18 PM |
| In the parking lot, and there was a dent in the rear bumper so I had to pay $50 lol |
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AuDAuX
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| Joined: 22 Oct 2010 |
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| 22 Jul 2011 04:18 PM |
@1999
haha
i tied a 2nd grader to a tree with jumprope and left him during lunch. he missed like an hour of class before anyone noticed. i nearly got expelled for that one lmao |
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1999James
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| Joined: 08 Jan 2011 |
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| 22 Jul 2011 04:20 PM |
| I had a war with the emos not so long ago. And then they all made like a clan to like get. me. So I just made fun of them all, saying things like on the field trip "don't get in a paper cut with that dollar" |
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1x1x10x1
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| Joined: 10 Jul 2011 |
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| 22 Jul 2011 04:20 PM |
Never done this, but put this on your principals computer in a notepad file, then execute the file: Delete system32 Short file. |
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| 22 Jul 2011 04:22 PM |
| I also almost ran over a kid backing up, I didn't see him lol |
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AuDAuX
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| Joined: 22 Oct 2010 |
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| 22 Jul 2011 04:22 PM |
| I jammed a plastic knife and a handful of potato chips into the cd drive and forced it shut, and it wouldn't open. never got cought for that one, but apparently the computer zonked out a few days later and they had to get a whole new computer. |
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1x1x10x1
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| Joined: 10 Jul 2011 |
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| 22 Jul 2011 04:23 PM |
| And do it everytime report cards are ABOUT to go out. |
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| 22 Jul 2011 04:26 PM |
| And then another time when I was revving my engine. Notice how everytime I get in trouble it involves my car? |
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AuDAuX
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| Joined: 22 Oct 2010 |
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| 22 Jul 2011 04:28 PM |
@Rando
One of my friends got suspended for doing donuts in the parking lot and accidentally smashing his social studies teacher's car door in. i mean the car got leveled. |
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| 22 Jul 2011 04:30 PM |
For driving my uncles Porsche to school. They said it was too " dangerous "
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| 22 Jul 2011 04:31 PM |
| I didn't get expelled, just got a warning |
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| 22 Jul 2011 04:32 PM |
| I once drove my cousin's Lambo (No I am not making this up) to school and got yelled at because they didn't want anything to happen to the car, in case it got damaged or stolen and told me not to bring it again. |
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Pichu7245
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| Joined: 17 May 2009 |
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| 22 Jul 2011 04:33 PM |
I sent a nasty text to this girl who got my friend in trouble on my friend's b-day for something she didn't do.
All I got was a behavior contract :D
I walked out of the principals office laughing. |
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billy1990
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| Joined: 13 Apr 2008 |
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| 22 Jul 2011 04:34 PM |
@1999 Why would you do that? |
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| 22 Jul 2011 04:34 PM |
once,in 1st grade, this kid that looked like AJ from fairly odd parents ask to go to the bathroom.
then, he starts howling like a wolf and does not do a #1 or a #2
then, they all blame me for making the wolf sounds. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
in 1st grade also,
there was a plastic knife in my backpack from when i had lunch from my lunchbox to cut my turkey sandwich, and someone thinks it as a real knife.
then my mom gets called down and asks me why i brought a knife to school
i took it out of my pack and it had a a blend of mayo and ,mustard on it.
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| 22 Jul 2011 04:34 PM |
@Rando
Wow
Lol at my new school they don't mind what car I bring, as long as I don't come pulling in a 150 xD |
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AuDAuX
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| Joined: 22 Oct 2010 |
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| 22 Jul 2011 04:37 PM |
| Also this one time I told my teacher that she sucks at her job and the Music Teacher would do a better job than her, so she sent me to the principal's office, I got a referral that I had to send to my parents, and then she locked me out of the classroom for like an hour. |
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| 22 Jul 2011 04:37 PM |
@ II
I thought my school said "Whatever happens to someone's property we are not held responsible", so if I drive a Lambo to school why should they care? They said they're not responsible. |
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Pichu7245
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| Joined: 17 May 2009 |
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| 22 Jul 2011 04:38 PM |
| Once I didn't do my homework once. I was pulled into another room, so I was a bit behind on my work. I went back. Two minutes later I hadn't done enough work, so I got sent to the vice principal. |
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| 22 Jul 2011 04:38 PM |
@ aud
wow
in my school, if you did something like than you get exspelled |
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