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Re: I have a SERIOUS problem, OT!!!

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PoisonPillows is not online. PoisonPillows
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20 Jul 2011 03:13 PM
First: Do not read on if you are disgusted by discussion of po­op, find it childish, etc.

I am NOT posting this to try to break the rules, I'm hoping maybe someone can actually help me. That is all.

Anyway, so all throughout today, I've been feeling really uncomfortable. And it kept getting worse, until I realized I needed to take a dump. But then, when I took a dump, I felt even worse. And I keep being uncomfortable, and it's because I keep needing to take dumps. I don't have di­ar­rhe­a (SP) or anything, by the way. But, I've taken three dumps already today, and it's only 3:08, and every time I take a dump, it just makes me feel more uncomfortable. But then, if I don't take a dump, then it just keeps getting worse as well. So no matter what I do, I just get more and more uncomfortable. What can I do!? How can I fix this/break the cycle?

Please help!
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PrincessLuna12 is not online. PrincessLuna12
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20 Jul 2011 03:14 PM
One word. Fiber.
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EmancipationSuite is not online. EmancipationSuite
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20 Jul 2011 03:15 PM
Maybe you're pooping out your organs.

~f٥гﻉ√ﻉг™~
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missmanga is not online. missmanga
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20 Jul 2011 03:15 PM
Eat grapes.
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PoisonPillows is not online. PoisonPillows
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20 Jul 2011 03:15 PM
"One word. Fiber."

What's a good source of fiber?

"Eat grapes."

I don't have any grapes... but I do have grape juice, would that work?
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cheezit2345 is not online. cheezit2345
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20 Jul 2011 03:16 PM
Prune Juice.
But you thought OT would take this seriously? Kid, this is ROBLOX, not web MD.
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SierraTheGreat is not online. SierraTheGreat
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20 Jul 2011 03:16 PM
If you're trying to be "SERIOUS", stop saying 'take a dump'. That just makes it sound nastier. Like someone else said, you need more fiber.
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PoisonPillows is not online. PoisonPillows
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20 Jul 2011 03:17 PM
"stop saying 'take a dump'. "

What else am I supposed to say instead, then?
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Cenmatic is not online. Cenmatic
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20 Jul 2011 03:18 PM
Fiber is in ANYTHING.
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BlackIce54 is not online. BlackIce54
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20 Jul 2011 03:18 PM
Call a doctor?
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SierraTheGreat is not online. SierraTheGreat
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20 Jul 2011 03:18 PM
:x

Defecate.

This topic is far too unlady-like for me.
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BlackIce54 is not online. BlackIce54
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20 Jul 2011 03:19 PM
"stop saying 'take a dump'. "

What else am I supposed to say instead, then?
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"Number 2"
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MrSlenderMan is not online. MrSlenderMan
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20 Jul 2011 03:19 PM
See doctor.
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cheezit2345 is not online. cheezit2345
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20 Jul 2011 03:19 PM
I'm a Russki with basic medical training, and this is just weird.
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missmanga is not online. missmanga
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20 Jul 2011 03:20 PM
Grape juice should be fine.
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PoisonPillows is not online. PoisonPillows
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20 Jul 2011 03:23 PM
"Fiber is in ANYTHING."

So, basically, I should eat something?

Wait... isn't fiber common in grain? If so, I'ma make myself some cereal.

"Defecate"

Okay, I'll say that next time. Sorry...

"Grape juice should be fine."

Okay, thanks.
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PoisonPillows is not online. PoisonPillows
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20 Jul 2011 03:23 PM
"But you thought OT would take this seriously?"

As you can see, I've gotten several serious and helpful responses. Never underestimate your peers.
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PoisonPillows is not online. PoisonPillows
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20 Jul 2011 03:29 PM
Alright, I got a granola bar, some grape juice, and some dried cranberries.

I have no idea if the cranberries will help, I just like cranberries.
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