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| 20 Jul 2011 03:13 PM |
First: Do not read on if you are disgusted by discussion of poop, find it childish, etc.
I am NOT posting this to try to break the rules, I'm hoping maybe someone can actually help me. That is all.
Anyway, so all throughout today, I've been feeling really uncomfortable. And it kept getting worse, until I realized I needed to take a dump. But then, when I took a dump, I felt even worse. And I keep being uncomfortable, and it's because I keep needing to take dumps. I don't have diarrhea (SP) or anything, by the way. But, I've taken three dumps already today, and it's only 3:08, and every time I take a dump, it just makes me feel more uncomfortable. But then, if I don't take a dump, then it just keeps getting worse as well. So no matter what I do, I just get more and more uncomfortable. What can I do!? How can I fix this/break the cycle?
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| 20 Jul 2011 03:15 PM |
Maybe you're pooping out your organs.
~f٥гﻉ√ﻉг™~ |
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missmanga
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| 20 Jul 2011 03:15 PM |
"One word. Fiber."
What's a good source of fiber?
"Eat grapes."
I don't have any grapes... but I do have grape juice, would that work? |
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| 20 Jul 2011 03:16 PM |
Prune Juice. But you thought OT would take this seriously? Kid, this is ROBLOX, not web MD. |
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| 20 Jul 2011 03:16 PM |
| If you're trying to be "SERIOUS", stop saying 'take a dump'. That just makes it sound nastier. Like someone else said, you need more fiber. |
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| 20 Jul 2011 03:17 PM |
"stop saying 'take a dump'. "
What else am I supposed to say instead, then? |
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| 20 Jul 2011 03:18 PM |
:x
Defecate.
This topic is far too unlady-like for me. |
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| 20 Jul 2011 03:19 PM |
"stop saying 'take a dump'. "
What else am I supposed to say instead, then? _______________________________________________________________ "Number 2" |
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| 20 Jul 2011 03:19 PM |
| I'm a Russki with basic medical training, and this is just weird. |
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missmanga
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| 20 Jul 2011 03:20 PM |
| Grape juice should be fine. |
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| 20 Jul 2011 03:23 PM |
"Fiber is in ANYTHING."
So, basically, I should eat something?
Wait... isn't fiber common in grain? If so, I'ma make myself some cereal.
"Defecate"
Okay, I'll say that next time. Sorry...
"Grape juice should be fine."
Okay, thanks. |
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| 20 Jul 2011 03:23 PM |
"But you thought OT would take this seriously?"
As you can see, I've gotten several serious and helpful responses. Never underestimate your peers. |
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| 20 Jul 2011 03:29 PM |
Alright, I got a granola bar, some grape juice, and some dried cranberries.
I have no idea if the cranberries will help, I just like cranberries. |
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