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HiPikachu2 is not online. HiPikachu2
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20 Jul 2011 12:16 PM
Today, he is now known as Duke Nukem.
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20 Jul 2011 12:16 PM
Nice.
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HiPikachu2 is not online. HiPikachu2
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20 Jul 2011 12:19 PM
Thnx. I got a few more:
When life gives Chuck Norris lemons, he will make a peach cobbler and it will be the best apple pie you will ever taste.
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20 Jul 2011 12:24 PM
Chuck Norris once went skydiving. However, he had to promise to never do so again.

One Grand Canyon IS enough, after all.
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20 Jul 2011 12:26 PM
Nice. I Rofl'd.

Chuck Norris drank some Red Bull and jumped out of a plane. For the results of this, look up Hiroshima.
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20 Jul 2011 12:26 PM
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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HiPikachu2 is not online. HiPikachu2
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20 Jul 2011 12:27 PM
Wow.
Chuck Norris deicided to sell his pee. It is now known as Red Bull.
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20 Jul 2011 12:28 PM
Jesus can walk on water but chuck norris swims through Land.
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20 Jul 2011 12:29 PM
Someone once fired a .44 magnum at Chuck Norris. The bullet stopped and went back into the gun out of sheer terror.

If you have $5, and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris is so tough, that he has to have a concealed weapons permit to put his hands in his pockets.
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20 Jul 2011 12:29 PM
chuck norris once ran some one over with a PARKED CAR
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20 Jul 2011 12:30 PM
Chuck Norris owns a private estate known as Bermuda Triangle, He does not take well to tresspassers.
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20 Jul 2011 12:31 PM
The big bang was caused when Chuck Norris punched an atom.
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20 Jul 2011 12:31 PM
Chuck Norris can drown fish, and strangle air.

Chuck Norris follows everyone on Earth, at the same time.
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20 Jul 2011 12:32 PM
Chuck Norris. Nuff said.
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20 Jul 2011 12:32 PM
Chuck Norris has never had a heart attack, From his heart being smart enough not to attack him.
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20 Jul 2011 12:34 PM
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr- * Roundhouse kicked *

Chuck Norris caught all 649 Pokemon when 1st Gen was released.

Chuck Norris is the only person who knows all the digits of Pi, because when he puts it in the calculator, the calculator is scared to show him only part of Pi.

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20 Jul 2011 12:34 PM
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just doesn't have enough guts to tell him.
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20 Jul 2011 12:34 PM
Once a blind man stepped on chuck norris's shoe. He then proceeded to yell "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" Upon hearing his name, the blind man got his sight back. Sadly, the first and last thing he saw was chuck norris's boot.

Chuck norris has brail on his shoes so even blind people know what's coming.
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20 Jul 2011 12:35 PM
A snail can sleep for three years.

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20 Jul 2011 12:36 PM
Once chuck norris had a heart attack. His heart lost.
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20 Jul 2011 12:36 PM
Chuck Norris was born out of the Mariana Trench.

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HiPikachu2 is not online. HiPikachu2
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20 Jul 2011 12:36 PM
Chuck Norris can speak Fluent French in Russian.
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20 Jul 2011 12:38 PM
Chuck Norris electrocuted the toaster when it fell into his tub.

Chuck Norris Stings bees.

Chuck Norris hold birth certificuits in all 50 states.

Chuck Norris can cook his 2 minute noodles in 1 minute.

Chuck Norris once let a guy live, Naw just kidding.
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20 Jul 2011 12:38 PM
Chuck Norris once won a guitar battle using a violin.

Chuck Norris can win chess in -1 moves.

Ok, that's all I got.
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20 Jul 2011 12:40 PM
Chuck Norris is the only man in the world that has recoil when he takes a leak.
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