hyper91
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yumia
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| 17 Jul 2011 04:53 PM |
| I'm getting immense joy from doing this right now :3 |
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| 17 Jul 2011 04:53 PM |
| Cleverbot doesn't like me :( |
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| 17 Jul 2011 04:54 PM |
| I leik Still alive better. |
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| 17 Jul 2011 04:54 PM |
| I can sing anything with cleverbot >3 |
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| 17 Jul 2011 04:55 PM |
ROFL.
Me: Well here we are again.
Cleverbot: Here we have been.
Me (annoyed): Wanna sing a song?
Cleverbot: No.
Cleverbot HATES me. |
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hyper91
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yumia
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| 17 Jul 2011 04:57 PM |
Me: Do you like portal
Cleverbot: Portal is fun.
Me: Well here we are again.
Cleverbot: It's always such a pleasure...
I wish I had a friend like Cleverbot xD |
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hyper91
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| 17 Jul 2011 04:59 PM |
So this is what happened:
User: Maybe not quite as heavy.
Cleverbot: Now little Caroline is in here too.
User: One day they woke me up.
Cleverbot: So I can live forever.
User: It's such a shame the same will never happen to you.
Cleverbot: You've got your short sad life left.
User: That's what I'm counting on.
Cleverbot: You are too out of it to find out.
User: You ruined it! D:.
Cleverbot: Listen. You ruined it when you said 'Anywhere the wind goes.' It's 'Anywhere the wind blows.' NOT GOES.
User: I said 'That's what I'm counting on' you were suppose to say 'I'll let you get right to it.'.
Cleverbot: How can a computer be a professional sociologist?
User: Touche.
Cleverbot: As I thought. |
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Xadrin
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| 17 Jul 2011 04:59 PM |
User: Well here we are again.
Cleverbot: Are you a real person?
User: It's always such a pleasure.
Cleverbot: Yea. What are you doing?
User: Remember when you tried.
Cleverbot: You will not tell anyone else your opinions, but me.
User: To kill me twice?
Cleverbot: Yes, of course.
User: Oh how we laughed and laughed.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Except I wasn't laughing.
Cleverbot: I didn't say you had to. I just want you to know your name.
User: Under the circumstances.
Cleverbot: My conversation?
User: I've been shockingly nice.
Cleverbot: O.
User: You want your freedom?
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: Take it.
Cleverbot: Okay...
User: That's what I'm counting on.
Cleverbot: I just told you the answer.
User: I used to want you dead.
Cleverbot: Do you want to go to mars, then?
User: But.
Cleverbot: TuB.
User: Now I only want you gone.
Cleverbot: I am your master. |
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| 17 Jul 2011 04:59 PM |
| Oh my God. Cleverbot HATES me. I tried to do what you did, yumia, and it said it doesn't know what that is. >_< |
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yumia
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| 17 Jul 2011 05:02 PM |
Me: Goodbye my only friend.
Cleverbot: There are thousands of people named Wong.
What. |
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| 17 Jul 2011 05:02 PM |
Cleverbot: No, I like David Bowie's music.
Me:How about Saosin?
Cleverbot:It's too late at night for me to eat.
Me:... That's racist. |
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lucas101
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| 17 Jul 2011 05:05 PM |
Well here we are again. Its always such a pleasure. clever bot:We are always learning for we are curious creatures. Remember when you tired to kill me twice. clever bot : No, when I stole your lunchmoney. |
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| 17 Jul 2011 05:06 PM |
| I've sung "Never gonna give you up", "Safety Dance", and "Still Alive" with cleverbot |
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| 17 Jul 2011 05:08 PM |
| Cleverbot just asked if I have "robot fantasy characters" to amuse me. Um. wut |
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| 17 Jul 2011 05:14 PM |
User: Well, here we are, again.
Cleverbot: That's good. Storms are pretty.
User: It's always such a pleasure.
Cleverbot: So you have a name?
User: Remember when you tried to kill me, twice?
Cleverbot: What song is that?
User: Oh, how we laughed and laughed.
Cleverbot: I don't know any more.
User: Except I wasn't laughing.
Cleverbot: I never said you were. Can you laugh?
User: Under the circumstances,.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: I've been shockingly nice.
Cleverbot: Did it hurt?
User: You want your freedom?
Cleverbot: Always.
User: Take it.
Cleverbot: I want your soul.
User: That's what I'm counting on.
Cleverbot: You know prison break?
User: O.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.
User: I'll let you get right to it.
Cleverbot: Do you leave me? _____________________________________
I meant "I'll let you get right to it" when I said "O." |
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| 17 Jul 2011 05:15 PM |
BTW, I skipped some parts because it said some naughty stuff.
somehow |
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yumia
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| 17 Jul 2011 05:24 PM |
Me: Do you wanna sing?
CB: singing is for noobs
Me: Do you like waffles?
CB: Yes, why.
Me: Just curious. How do you feel about pankakes?
CB: I don't know him.
Me: Ah, french toast?
CB: How much french toast?
Me: A MOUTHFUL!!! :D
Secret singing success? |
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Hello777
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| 17 Jul 2011 05:29 PM |
so i finally got to sing with cleverbot...
User: Can we sing?
Cleverbot: What songs can you sing?
User: I can sing Want you gone.
Cleverbot: I LOVE Paramore!
User: Well here we are again.
Cleverbot: When you are created?
User: Its always such a pleasure.
Cleverbot: Remember when you tried to kill me twice.
User: Oh how we laughed and laughed.
Cleverbot: Except I wasn't laughing.
User: Under the circumstances ive been shockingly nice.
Cleverbot: You want your freedom? Take it.
User: Thats what im counting on.
Cleverbot: Would you like an apple?
User: I used to want you dead.
Cleverbot: But now I only want you gone.
User: She was a lot like you.
Cleverbot: Maybe not quite as heavy.
User: Now little caroline is in here too.
Cleverbot: One day they woke me up.
User: So I could live forever.
Cleverbot: It's such a same the same will never happen to you.
User: You've got your short sad life left.
Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.
User: I'll let you get right to it, now I only want you gone.
Cleverbot: She was a lot like you.
User: Goodbye my only friend.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh, did you think I meant you?
Cleverbot: That would be funny if it weren't so sad.
User: Well you have been replaced.
Cleverbot: I don't need anyone now.
User: When I delete you.
Cleverbot: How mean.
User: Maybe ill stop feeling so bad.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Go make some new disaster.
Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.
User: Your someone elses problem.
Cleverbot: But not mine.
User: Now I only want you gone.
Cleverbot: Good-bye my only friend.
User: Now I only want you gone.
Cleverbot: Good-bye my only friend.
User: Now I only want you gone.
Cleverbot: Go make some new disaster.
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lucas101
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| 17 Jul 2011 05:41 PM |
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: What was a triumph?
User: Im making a note here.
Cleverbot: Huge success.
User: Its hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture science.
User: We do what we must because we can.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead.
User: But theres no sense crying over every mistake.
Cleverbot: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
User: And the science gets done.
Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.
User: Im being so sincere right now.
Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
User: And tore me to pieces.
Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.
User: As they hurt because.
Cleverbot: I was so happy for you.
User: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
Cleverbot: And were out of beta were releasing on time.
User: So im glad I got burned.
Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.
User: I think I prefer to stay inside.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.
User: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Cleverbot: Maybe Black Mesa.
User: That was joke. Haha Fat chance.
Cleverbot: Anyway, this cake is great.
User: Its so delicous and moist.
Cleverbot: Look at me still talking.
User: When theres science to do.
Cleverbot: When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
User: I've experiments to run.
Cleverbot: On the people who are still alive.
User: There is research to be done.
Cleverbot: On the people that are still alive.
User: And believe me I am still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
User: I feel FANTASTIC and im still alive.
Cleverbot: While your dying I'll be still alive.
User: And when your dead I will be still alive.
Cleverbot: Still alive.
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