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NeonSilverGoldSword is not online. NeonSilverGoldSword
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13 Jul 2011 08:15 AM
Post them for fun!
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Dezzedez1 is not online. Dezzedez1
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13 Jul 2011 08:49 AM
Yo Mama is so drunk that she needs a gps to go to the bathroom.
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NeonSilverGoldSword is not online. NeonSilverGoldSword
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13 Jul 2011 12:18 PM
Yo Mama so old when she went to school there was no history.
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Cool4537 is not online. Cool4537
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13 Jul 2011 12:24 PM
yo mamma is so bright that blind yourself
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Cool4537 is not online. Cool4537
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13 Jul 2011 12:28 PM
Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

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Cool4537 is not online. Cool4537
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13 Jul 2011 12:31 PM
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!

Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!

Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.

It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!

Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.

Yo mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.

Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.

Yo mama twice the man you are.

Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.

Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.

Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.

Yo mama middle name is Rambo.

Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."

Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.

Yo mama so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.

Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.

Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.

Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.

I saw your mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.

I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."

Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
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Cool4537 is not online. Cool4537
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13 Jul 2011 12:33 PM
Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell
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Cool4537 is not online. Cool4537
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13 Jul 2011 12:49 PM
bum´p
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S0M3TH1NG is not online. S0M3TH1NG
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13 Jul 2011 12:51 PM
Yo mama so stupid she had you. >>
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Cool4537 is not online. Cool4537
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13 Jul 2011 12:57 PM
yo mamma is so stupid that let you play roblox <<
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robloxking240 is not online. robloxking240
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13 Jul 2011 01:02 PM
You mama's brain is so small, you might mistake the universe for a atom.

OO
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alexrider58 is not online. alexrider58
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13 Jul 2011 01:05 PM
"yo mamma is so bright that blind yourself"

I weep for your offspring.
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NeonSilverGoldSword is not online. NeonSilverGoldSword
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13 Jul 2011 03:39 PM
Lolz.
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