Riku567
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| 12 Jul 2011 07:26 PM |
These are not subject to change. You cannot remove rules. You can add rules, as long as they do not deal with the subject of ponies, to prevent flaming.
1. I am not responsible for any bad luck suffered from following these rules. 2. I am responsible for any good luck enjoyed from following these rules. 3. Break any of these rules and you will be rickroll'd in banland. 4. Grammar * Post count = Awesomeness 5. Alts and mains have seperate personalities. 6. Cynics suck. 7. Hackophobes are worse than hackers. 8. Glomp > Roundhouse kick. No exceptions. 9. Chuck Norris is the only exception to rule 8. 10. Forum 34 has nothing to do with Rule 34 of the internet. 11. Never mention either of the things mentioned in rule 10. 12. This list of rules is the only exception to rule 11. 13. Stop being so nooby about 666. 14. No-one cares about how many KOs you have, deal with it. 15. The mod's rule list only applies when they feel like it. 16. Asdfmovie is better in English. 17. Asdfmovie2 is better in German. 18. Minimods are worse than cynics. No exceptions. 19. This list of rules is the only exception to rule 18. 20. You only pwn if someone who pwns says so. 21. I don't pwn. LOLPARADOX 22. Rule 23 is false. 23. Rule 22 is true. 24. ???? 25. PROFIT 26. Seriously guys, your Soviet Russia jokes aren't funny. 27. Don't talk about Chuck Norris as if he's a god. No exceptions. 28. Rule 9 is the only exception to rule 27. 29. 27 is better than 1337. 30. My post count is better than yours. No exceptions. 31. "Ta mere" and "Deine Mutter" pwn "Your mother". 32. "Non toi" and "Nein dich" pwn "No u". 33. Only Fawful can have fury, stop kidding yourself. 34. Furries are only sick to the sick-minded. 35. You are not firing your laser. 36. This isn't Sparta. 37. Stop being so nooby about 666. 38. icwutudidthar 39. Telamon suck-ups will lose their hair. 40. "Rage" and "Fury" are not the same thing. No exceptions. 41. "WUUUUUT" is the only exception to rule 40. 42. 42 is NOT the meaning of life. 43. 42 is the answer to the question of life, the universe and everything. 44. You are not stuck. 45. To fight a troll is to lose to a troll. 46. Flaming is the topping to the pizza of life. 47. Base 13 pwns Base 10. No exceptions. 48. I don't care what you say, there is no such thing as B Sharp. 49. The 49th rule of everything is wrong. 50. Insulting people with a fatal disease is forbidden. 51. The guy you just insulted has TB. 52. I have small pox. 53. Sunshine gives you tumours. No exceptions. 54. No-one cares about your terrible life. 55. TROLOLOLOLOLOL. 56. Lol limewire > Rickroll. No exceptions. 57. My school project is the only exception to rule 56. 58. You just lost the game. No exceptions. 59. David Cameron is the only exception to rule 58. 60. BOOOOOOOOOOOM 61. 62. 63. 64. 65. If you disobey a rule which has been blown up you will be fed to the trolls. 66. A bucket of toothpaste mixed with ketchup is the only exception to rule 63. 67. Do what you want 'cuz a pirate is free. 68. You are not a pirate. 69. GET OUT OF MY CUPBOARD. NO EXCEPTIONS. 70. Seriously, there actually was no exception to rule 69. 71. Bittersweet symphony > any other song. No exceptions. 72. You cannot ride you bike with no handlebars. 73. Your place sucks. 74. Obeying authority is forbidden. 75. You guys MASSACRED the word "derp". 76. DERP DERP DERP 77. Innuendo is reportable. No exceptions. 78. "My milkshake brings all the boys the yard" is the only exception to rule 77. 79. FOR GOD'S SAKE, DON'T TOUCH THAT THING ON MY DESK 80. urnotrite? 81. Charlie did not bite your finger. 82. There is not a spy sappin ur sentry. 83. 83. No exceptions. 84. My plot bunny is better than yours. No exceptions. 85. Keanu Reeves' plot bunny is the only exception to rule 84. 86. I am not an ice noob. 87. Your list of rules is a copy of mine. No exceptions. 88. LOL YOUR PET DIED XD 89. Super Mario 64 is OLD, get over it. 90. The answer is no. Get over it. 91. RT isn't attacking, you're just a moron. 92. DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP 93. You don't have permission to paste a link to it. No exceptions. 94. This list of rules is the only exception to rules 93. 95. Every second you waste here is another second you could've used eating a bacon sandwich. Dwell on it. 96. England will not win the world cup. 97. I will win the world cup. 98. Everything is a competition. 99. My day was better than yours. 100. If you think this is serious, you broke rules 1, 6, 18 and 24. |
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Naikado
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| 12 Jul 2011 07:28 PM |
| I cannot argue with many of those. |
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Riku567
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| 12 Jul 2011 07:31 PM |
| I indeed have won the world cup. |
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Riku567
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| 12 Jul 2011 07:38 PM |
| Those are some awesome rules xD |
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| 12 Jul 2011 07:39 PM |
| Chuck Norris isn't funny anymore,go away |
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Riku567
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