Starmaux
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| 12 Jul 2011 12:53 PM |
Post your jokes in this thread and see if anything or anyone thinks it's funny.
If you wanna buy BC, you are now in 10,000 BC. |
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| 12 Jul 2011 12:53 PM |
| Two Peanuts were Walking down the Street, and One was assaulted. |
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Starmaux
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| 12 Jul 2011 12:55 PM |
I'm not gonna use a period LOLOLOLOLOL |
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Starmaux
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| 12 Jul 2011 12:56 PM |
umg
If you want Kentucky Grilled Chicken, then go to KGC! Not KFC! |
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Airflow8
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| 12 Jul 2011 12:57 PM |
| When NASA first started sending astronauts into space, they discovered the normal ballpoint pens didn't work in zero gravity. So they spent a decade and 12 billion dollars designing a pen that could write in zero gravity, underwater, upside-down, and in a bunch of other different scenarios. The Russians used a pencil. |
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| 12 Jul 2011 12:57 PM |
So this guy walks into a bar,
Turns out it was on fire. He died of third degree burns. |
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Starmaux
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| 12 Jul 2011 12:59 PM |
Two crazy dudes were running away from the guy in the ticket booth and runs into a girl.
"Excuse Me Sir, Where's The Exit?" "I'm A Lady" "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Soon later, the two boys were sent to DT. |
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Starmaux
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Starmaux
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| 12 Jul 2011 01:05 PM |
| A guy walks into the olive garden and asks "How much do drinks cost?" waiter replies "$1.50" then the guy asks "are there free refills?" waiter answers "yes" then the guy says "in that case, I'll have a refill". |
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Airflow8
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| 12 Jul 2011 01:06 PM |
Two guys walk into a bar
Don't ya think one of them woulda seen it? |
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Starmaux
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| 12 Jul 2011 01:07 PM |
An old grandma comes out, trying to kill
a tree? |
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| 12 Jul 2011 01:11 PM |
A guy goes into a resturant and orders soup. The waiter shortly after came with the soup. The waiter was just walking away, and the guy goes "WAITER WAITER! COME BACK COME BACK!" So the waiter goes back to the man. Then the man goes "WAITER WAITER TASTE THE SOUP TASTE THE SOUP!" And so the waiter goes "I'm sorry, is the soup too hot?" He askes. And the guy goes "WHAT?! NO! JUST TASTE THE SOUP TASTE THE SOUP!!" So then the waiter goes "Ok is the soup too cold?" He askes. And so the guy goes "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! IT'S NOT TOO HOT AND IT'S NOT TOO COLD! JUST TASTE THE SOUP TASTE THE SOUP!!!!" And so the waiter goes "Ok ok ok, is there too much soup?" And so the guy goes "OH MY GOD WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?! IT'S NOT TOO HOT, IT'S NOT TOO COLD, AND THERE'S NOT TOO MUCH!!! JUST TASTE THE FRIGGIN SOUP!!!" And so the waiter goes "Ok ok ok! Where iss the spoon?"
And so the guy goes "Aha!" |
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| 12 Jul 2011 01:16 PM |
There was once someone called Starmaux, he fell in a hole and died.
Everyone was happy. |
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Starmaux
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| 12 Jul 2011 01:36 PM |
@FrostyKitten This guy named FrostyKitten became the place I was in and everyone was disappointed in him. |
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| 12 Jul 2011 02:26 PM |
| That didn't make any sense. |
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sadredas
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| 12 Jul 2011 02:34 PM |
A piece of cake to write a LIL. xD s0 TH4T5 M4I P01NT T0 M4K3 P30PL3 L4U6H. I can`t I JUST CANNOT MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME MAI HEAD IS GOIN` TO EXPLODE!!!!!!!! NUUUUU D:< Bai. : 3 |
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Starmaux
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| 12 Jul 2011 11:15 PM |
Kid: Mama, Justin Bieber forced me to go out with him! Mama: That's okay, son. I have an Anti-Bieber spray *Sprays Anti-Bieber Spray* Kid: Thanks |
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